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Closet Visionary

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About Me

I hate TV, but I can't stop watching.

My Interests

Baseball, specifically the A's.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can help me break the TV addiction.

Movies:

Grandma's Boy

Television:

Ok, I watch some TV. Mostly HBO series though. You know, Rome, Sapranos, Deadwood, Entourage... I think you get the idea.

Books:

I'm down with anything from Stephen King. I also enjoy Dan Brown, Michael Lewis and I'm a sucker for lame fantasy novels and fuck Harry Potter.

Heroes:

Anybody brave enough to join the Army or Marines. I got mad respect for those guys. Let's not forget the reservists and national guard either. They don't get the attention they deserve

My Blog

Cool shit from a slightly original girl...

Some great words from a great friend and a pretty cool chick at the same time.  I don't normally do the mushy shit, but this is cool.  Enjoy, copy it onto your own page like some other peopl...
Posted by Closet Visionary on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 07:07:00 PST

Phrase which needs to be stricken from history...

"All this and brains too."   If you have all that, nobody cares if you have brains. Besides, no one with a brain would make a comment like this in their right mind.  Only people who are ins...
Posted by Closet Visionary on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 06:23:00 PST

Stupid Myspace instant messenger!

I'm fed up with the myspace instant messenger. It licks balls after a 2 hour workout. Hit me up on yahoo msgr at stoked4burton or on aim at sirdrunkalotftn. Hope to see you all there. Have a wonde...
Posted by Closet Visionary on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 10:39:00 PST

Things that annoy...

Girls who put up corny ass, bleeding fucking heart poetry that nobody ever gets all the way through because they puke all over themselves before they can.  Apparently, I have a weak stomach, I ge...
Posted by Closet Visionary on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 04:39:00 PST

Monday

A flesh eating virus infected my nose, went to an A's game and they lost.  I get all the good luck.
Posted by Closet Visionary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

About Saturday night/Sunday morning.

I'm sure most of you have already heard in one way or another about the events that transpired in the viscinity of my rack the other night.  Here's the story.  Around 3:30 a.m. on Sund...
Posted by Closet Visionary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

California

Well, I just arrived in California yesterday where I'll be for an entire month. That means no work for a whole flippin month! Gettin drunk, sleeping in, being irresponsible whenever I want? This is...
Posted by Closet Visionary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Let me know what ya think

I have an issue with all these save the endangered species people. What if these endangered animals are suppose to become extinct and we're fucking with the natural selection of things by protecting ...
Posted by Closet Visionary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

T MAX

Whenever I get down, I can always count on good 'ol Tucker Max to brighten my day... and this is one of the reasons why. It's kinda long but it's totally worth it. Enjoy! Tucker tries buttsex; hi...
Posted by Closet Visionary on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST