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Kliff

Don't look at Quincy Jones! Quincy Jones ain't gonna help you!

About Me

It stands for Kliff Dean the Love Machine, and it is by far the most clever nick name I have ever been given. Thank you Travis. The rest of you who were about to say Clifford the Big Red Dog can shut the hell up. RANCH BITCH! I adopted a cute lil' monkey fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

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My Interests

Drawing, wrestling, video, anything that makes me feel improved, rock climbing, jacking Wal-Mart, drawing, drawing, drawing, and drawing is pretty fun.
How to Spawn a Love Machine
Ingredients:
3 parts Love Machine
1 part White Cliff
1 part Possible Ruler of the Universe
Method:
Mix some badass with some love makin, stir with some awesome, and surround with guys like Jack McCrone, Skyler T., and Big J. Sit down and pray your eyes can handle the holy light emitted by it's presence.
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

I'd like to meet:

Jesus....beat that.

Music:

The Mutha' Fuckin' BEASTIE BOYS, In Flames, Stabbing Westward, A.P.C., Tool, H.I.M. (thanks to her), Sublime, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Green Day(mostly old school), Killswitch Engage, Maroon 5, Incubus, ZooGoo, CKY, Jack Johnson, some Slightly Stupid, Ozzy, Postal Service, Breaking Benjamin, Boards of Canada, the Darkness, Mars Volta, Disturbed, Mindless Self Indulgence, Tweaker, Crossfade, Sneaker Pimps, Rage Against the Machine, Keith Urban, Ludacris, Blue October, Tiger Army, Rascal Flatts, Little Big Town among others.
Music Video Codes Myspace Music

Movies:

Requiem For A Dream, Donnie Darko, The Never Ending Story, IT, Fight Club, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, V for Vendetta, The Break Up, Little Miss Sunshine, The Boondock Saints.

Television:

Dave Chapelle's pretty funny. So is anything else on Comedy Central basically, except the movies, but those are even good sometimes. Adult Swim, TMNT 4 LIFE, Aeon Flux, The Boondocks, Akira, That 70's Show, CSI.

Books:

Drop City, X-Men(or comics in general), The House of the Alacran, Siddhartha, That one about american history...where he talked a lot of shit about famous dead white guys,Ishmael.

Heroes:

Bruce Lee, Maddox, Arnold, Pookey, Quicksilver, Michaelangelo (the turtle), Big J, eGgo, Rasputin, Jonathan Dean, and Terrance... -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
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My Blog

Impurity

My Psychology teacher suggested today that we all try to go a week without lying, even little white lies. I thought about it, and I want to take it to another level. I want to live completely pure. If...
Posted by Kliff on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:25:00 PST

The Bottom of the Bottle

I have been struggling with my mind the past two months. It seems I am not enough to make myself entirely happy. I am comfortable being alone with myself and I am completely satisfied with who I am, b...
Posted by Kliff on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 03:40:00 PST

Alarm Bitch

Have you ever seen a bad day coming before you even woke up? Well the alarm clock that started this day for me was my step mother's mouth. It went storming past me yelling, "Fucking bastard! No wonder...
Posted by Kliff on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 11:49:00 PST

Life

Life is a fantastic mystery to me. Through it all there is a constant tone. An average if you will. Assuming there are point values for my level of contentment. The average of those values would ...
Posted by Kliff on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 01:28:00 PST

Virginiteeeeeeeeeeee

Ladies and Gentlemen, virgins of all ages. No matter who you give your virginity to or when you do, if you care at all about them, it's going to hurt when they leave. So either plan to save yourself f...
Posted by Kliff on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 12:23:00 PST

Love

So I just read a bulletin with everyone's dirty secrets, but they were anonymous. Nonetheless, the vast majority dealt with emotional scaring due to relationships and an inability to let go. I thought...
Posted by Kliff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuel the Love Machine, Do It!

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word 8. W...
Posted by Kliff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Theory of Relativity by L. L. Cool J.

"Put your hands on a hot plate, a second can seem like an hour. Put your hands on a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second." -L.L. Cool J. (Deep Blue Sea), It's so true... ~The Love Machine
Posted by Kliff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Air Bud

I officially dub Air Bud as the absolute most cleche Movie ever. It's pretty radiculous and I know someone that cried after watching it. I think I'm going to make my own Movie just like it... well may...
Posted by Kliff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST