Shoulder-Mounted Murder-Cannons

About Me

"I'm a devious degenerate, defender of the Devil, shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level!" - MC Chris, "Fett's Vette"I'm all about anime and good american cartoons, a comic book and manga reader, and am an adventurer at heart!

My Interests

Anime, Music, Cartoons and Comics, Video Games, Reading, Science Fiction, Martial Arts(Muay Thai, Jeet Kun Do and Keysi)

I'd like to meet:

Ryu and master the art of Hadou from the Shotokan school. Just think...if you can launch punks twenty feet back with fireballs from your fists, people pretty much don't wanna mess with you.

Music:

I stay varied - everything from Merzbow and Ol' Drity Bastard to miscellaneous video game remixes and anime soundtracks. I dig every genre, but my most unfavorite would be country and gospel...I just have to be in a certain mood to listen to country and gospel...

Movies:

Still carrying a torch for Ninja Scroll and Spiderman!

Television:

Right now I'm watching CSI, Hajime No Ippo, Jyu Oh Sei

Books:

"Xenogenesis" series by Octavia Butler, "The Cobra Event" by Richard Preston and "Snow Crash" by Neal Stephenson

Heroes:

My parents, Gon from the Hunter X Hunter series, Ken from Fist of the North Star, and Spider Jerusalem from Transmetropolitan

My Blog

WWSSGD?

What Would Super Saiyan Goku Do?
Posted by Shoulder-Mounted Murder-Cannons on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 01:34:00 PST

From my LiveJournal

From http://dinosaursnspace.livejournal.com :..>The Fortress, the Witch and the Snowstorm ...
Posted by Shoulder-Mounted Murder-Cannons on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 11:09:00 PST

Uncle Pickenshue

Well, my niece, Zoe Camille Smith(I've been informed that Cunningham shall not be used) is here and her grand old uncle Pickenshue is here to welcome her! What wonders shall be wrought by the t...
Posted by Shoulder-Mounted Murder-Cannons on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:46:00 PST

Just another day

So yeah, I got to do some of that yard work I've been eagerly anticipating today as well and window shop a bit with Brandi. I'm looking for discounts or free stuff on Craigslist.com and Freecycl...
Posted by Shoulder-Mounted Murder-Cannons on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 07:02:00 PST

Update for the Day of Love

To quote Warren Ellis: "Always remember: Valentine's Day is a Christian corruption of a pagan festival involving werewolves, blood and fucking. So wish people a happy Horny Werewolf ...
Posted by Shoulder-Mounted Murder-Cannons on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:45:00 PST

Ca-Ca-Click-Click, BOOYAH

Been a long time since I did this. Here's a brief update:Brandi's on her 16th week of pregnancy and doing fine.I'm using TestOut software to try to take and pass the exams for Microsoft Certific...
Posted by Shoulder-Mounted Murder-Cannons on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:35:00 PST

When things catch fire...

When things catch fire and they SHOULDN'T - that's the funniest fucking thing in the world. Take, for instance, Zoidberg from the Futurama show...I have an animated gif of a clip when he breaks ...
Posted by Shoulder-Mounted Murder-Cannons on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:37:00 PST

Awww yeah!

Yeah, I've been playing semi-TheHell out of Final Fantasy 12. The battle system took a little getting used to but it reminded me of DotHack's control system. PLUS the guy who did Vagrant S...
Posted by Shoulder-Mounted Murder-Cannons on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 03:40:00 PST

Sinister Six

I had my own plans for the third or fourth Spider-Man movie...it involved the Sinister Six. First off, I wouldn't have killed off Norman Osborn and Doc Ock(though they're much easier to bring ba...
Posted by Shoulder-Mounted Murder-Cannons on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 01:22:00 PST

Yeah, I guess it's about time I did another one of these...

"It's been a long time(long time), I shoulda left you(left you) without a dope beat to Schneider to...Schneider to, Schneider to, Schneider to, Schneider- Schneider to, Schneider to, (ficky fow!)" Sp...
Posted by Shoulder-Mounted Murder-Cannons on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:30:00 PST