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David U

Wasss SSAaappping!!!

About Me


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Name: It says David on my boxers where my mom wrote it
Birthday: longtime ago
Birthplace: the hospital duh!
Current Location: In front of the computer
Eye Color: bloodshot
Hair Color: no, i dont use any
Height: taller than most
Right Handed or Left Handed: yes i have both
Your Heritage: a coconut
The Shoes You Wore Today: Mine
Your Weakness: caramel
Your Fears: getting fat and dying young, life is 2 much fun
Your Perfect Pizza: a free one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: win the lottery
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: no i dont wanna see your *%*%
Thoughts First Waking Up: fucking alarm
Your Best Physical Feature: the ability to count to 21 on my toes,fingers and ....
Your Bedtime: when i feel like it
Your Most Missed Memory: if it's missing then how would i know!
Pepsi or Coke: you can snort pepsi?
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither, WHATABURGER!!!!
Single or Group Dates: dont know, let me ask my wife
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: either one, as long as no lemons in it
Chocolate or Vanilla: uh both
Cappuccino or Coffee: rather have a beer
Do you Smoke: Only if you got some
Do you Swear: Hell no
Do you Sing: alone or with somebody
Do you Shower Daily: only on the days that end in y
Have you Been in Love: still am
Do you want to go to College: for what
Do you want to get Married: already did, dang ol' alcohol
Do you belive in yourself: if i didnt , then noone else would
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i move
Do you think you are Attractive:&..39;>
Are you a Health Freak: used to be
Do you get along with your Parents: yes if they dont agrue with me
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup, allows me to take showers daily
Do you play an Instrument: hey thats personal!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: only when i am driving
In the past month have you Smoked: only when i'm drinking
In the past month have you been on Drugs: its for my cadiracs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: does my wife count
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah, that was the date w/ my wife
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, dollar store doesnt carry them
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: love that fishy taste, wait what are we talking about
In the past month have you been on Stage: cant believe i havent, damn
In the past month have you been Dumped: why did my wife tell you something
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not yet but.............
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a extra glass at whataburger, i was thristy!
Ever been Drunk: only when caught
Ever been called a Tease: only that time in jail
Ever been Beaten up: look , she sucker punched me
Ever Shoplifted: only when with wionna rider
How do you want to Die: what morbid shit is that
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: my dad
What country would you most like to Visit: greece
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: my wife's
Favourite Hair Color: my wife's
Short or Long Hair: my wife's
Height: my wife's
Weight: my wife's
Best Clothing Style: my wife's
Number of Drugs I have taken: cant remember, I WAS HIGH!!!!
Number of CDs I own: too damn many
Number of Piercings: none now
Number of Tattoos: 1 but not for long
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i dont live in the past, just live and learn
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My Interests

SPORTS!!!! plus anything w/ family and friends.Eat some sushi and have a nice cold draft Woodchuck or Heineken Light would be a ideal meal while watching the Yankees,Spurs,Cowboys,Tarheels or Aggies!!!

I'd like to meet:

Salma Hayek for me and Matthew McConaughey for my wife, this way we cant kill one another for slobbering!!!

Music:

Anything but that damn Tejano!

Movies:

Comedies and Drama are the best, but no good scary movie has come out in so long, the plots all suck!

Television:

Comedy: Seinfeld reruns-My Name is Earl-Family GuyOh yeah one last thing I watch.........ESPN..dah dah dah dah dah!!!!!

Books:

They still make those?
You Are Batman
Billionaire playboy by day. Saving the world by night.
And you're not even a true superhero. Just someone with a lot of expensive toys! What Superhero Are You?

Heroes:

When I was young and dumb I thought a hero was someone like Magic Johnson or Darryl Strawberry, but thankfully I learned that my heroes were with me day and night teaching me life and picking me back up when i fell.Thanks to the Lord my parents always stood and stand by me with everything I accomplish or fail, their love is everlasting. You want to know what a hero really is, well words cant describe what William and Barbara Umphlett have done to qualify as heroes but what they will have left behind to show just how wonderful they truely are.