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Thoroughly Modern Nikki

I am here for Friends

About Me

The KG Effect got me down, but I'm coming out of it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Leleina Pierce and Troy Dyer, Phil and Lil DeVille, Amelie Poulain, Sally Bowles, Joe Gideon, Kiki and Lala, Carrie Bradshaw and Stanford Blatch, and most importantly the fictitious versions of Bret and Jemaine.

My Blog

Oh, f**k you guys! This is the shit!

So many people I know are doing so many awesome things! I just now read that Helen moved to NYC! (I really don’t keep up on the blogs) I am so excited for her, and for everyone else that is out...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:48:00 GMT

Who will cast the first stone? You can sin or spend the night all alone...

I've got desperate desires and unadmirable plans,My tongue will taste of gin and malicious intent...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 04:04:00 GMT

I may say it's your fault, because I know you could've done more...

Love grows in me like a tumor, Parasite bent on devouring it's host I'm developing my sense of humor, Till I can laugh at my heart between your teeth, Till I can laugh at my face beneath your feet. Sk...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 00:35:00 GMT

We live and we die for this...

I've got some deep scars from a little black heart that's miles awayI sent it packing after I saw what it did and I couldn't believeAnd now my chest hurts from the hole that I dug, it's getting harder...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 00:22:00 GMT

Morning Sounds

Morning soundsRunning showersClosing doorsStarting carsTroubled heartsOh, I couldn't sleepWithout you thereOh, I couldn't sleep, no...But now, oh nowPlease don't wake me with the morning soundsNo eggs...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:29:00 GMT

Oh, you humor me today...

Oh...you humor me today,calling me out to play, with your telescope eyes, metal teeth,I can't be seen with you, you seePlease don't make me cry,Please don't make me cry,I'm just like you I know you kn...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 22:00:00 GMT

I wasn't prepared for this...no...

The quarter life crisis seems to have arrived a couple of years ahead of schedule... I just need a little time to clear my head, but it's not going to happen... On Sunday, I stayed up until 4am... I j...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 21:20:00 GMT

I feel like throwing up...

I feel like throwing up. Vomiting. Yawning in technicolor, even. This is disgusting. I have inexplicably turned into this massive ball of goo that cannot function. It's funny, cause I seem to have mad...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:11:00 GMT

They just found a burning body in Anaheim. It's on the news.

I did not wake up a mess of wet tears and dried sweat this morning, but fifteen hours is a long time. Fifteen hours can change everything. Sometimes it takes a blindsiding to make a person realize the...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:06:00 GMT

Happy New Year!

Yay for the following:TroyLoveMy new apartmentGoing to the gym (or at least for the 8 lbs I've lost so far)Spending time with my sister Steph who makes me laugh till I cryIkeaFINALLY getting a portion...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 22:48:00 GMT