I'm the proud father of a two year old boy called Finn. I live in Glasgow's SouthSide. I love concrete structures. I take more nonsense daily about having a ginger beard than if I was a disabled, muslim, lesbian, single mother on social security. I have many, many pairs of Nikes. I like listening to the BBC Radio 4. I've started getting less hair on my head and more on my back!? I've fired guns but never climbed a tree. My mobile phone will always be a few years off the newest model. I do like a designer bargain (TK Maxx anyone?) I like flying but hate airports. My mum was the Green Cross Code Man's assistant. I have tattoos of airline stewardesses. Staying in is better than going out.