Lots and lots of stuff, like knowledge not just school, girls, electronics
I'd like to meet:
Jay and Silent Bob
Emeril
Sergey Brin and Larry Page
Music:
Shakira - Hips Dont Lie spoof
Movies:
Clerks II: Official Trailer
Television:
Dane Cook: Insomniac Tour
Books:
Time Line, Michael Crichton books, HARRY POTTER SUCKS, Space.
Heroes:
Chuck Norris
For making millions of nerds create stupid jokes about him.