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About Me

"I always wonder why I never met you before I did, and why we never got the chance to start earlier than we did. Then I realized I met you the exact second I was ready to truly appreciate you. "

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(pronounced cool-y-mc-fly-guy)

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My Blog

January 2009

Im starting fresh...Another year has come and gone. January was an eventful, financially tough month.School started again. Precal, Photography and ASL are three more classes that bring me that much cl...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 20:48:00 GMT

the secret to life

go to the olive garden in winter haven any day other than monday or tues and ask for esther. she will seduce you with her;creole auraluscious lips and amazing sweet tea.with the face of a goddess, and...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 20:21:00 GMT

lying is the most fun your mom can have without taking her clothes off

what ever happened to writing about thought provoking topics? i used to, i wonder what happened.i turn twenty on mondaydurka. durka. durkaa few weeks ago i got a new phone (iphone), and wasnt able to ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 19:32:00 GMT

the snowman

so its been awhile since i've logged on to this contraption my grandma calls the 'Interweb' actually, its been so long since i've taken the time to write some polite musings i've almost forgot how...a...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:44:00 GMT

in case you ever wondered

I was on some random website and ran across this. For anyone who has heard the song Milkshake by Kelis (lets face it, who hasnt), or anyone who is a fan of Bill Mahers standup will appreciate thisThe ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:15:00 GMT

im not dead

in case you were wondering.i know you have been trying to get ahold of me, just know that i'm not ignoring you, i've just been busy.i would like to leave you with something that ali told me that i've ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 22:06:00 GMT

maybe. youre gonna be the one that saves me

school started yesterday and for the first time i feel like im going into this with a clear mind. i'm where i want to be.as lame as it sounds, i believe that one of my classes has the potential to cha...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 15:07:00 GMT

orgasmatastic"

i've been to smaller venues and seen many great bands before... but last night i lost my concert virginity.orgasmatastic... thats the ONLY way to describe linkin parks performance at projekt revolutio...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 18:31:00 GMT

high on life... & glue

walking through walmart target i'm choked by the stench of number 2 pencils and elmers glue. all this can only mean one thing; its time for back-to-school-sociology-american history-human developement...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 16:44:00 GMT

so apparently im the only person in lake wales who didnt see the simpsons movie

oh the things you see while driving around town.when i got off work today, i saw a hearse as i drove down highway 27... tell me why the windows were down and the driver was playing 'ah bay bay'.i coul...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 17:48:00 GMT