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I'm married to a wonderful man, Joe. We met in 2001, but only got married this January 2007. We had a small but family packed outdoor ceremony and reception, and then skipped town for a few days. Shortly before that, we found out that we were going to be parents and Josephine Elise, otherwise known as Josie, arrived almost 2 weeks early on the morning of August 10. I understand the temptation for more, but doubt my sanity (or our bank account haha) could handle another one at the moment. I have recently started working part time outside the house again and reluctantly admit that although I miss my darlin very much, I also enjoy having to problem solve something more difficult than a new way to play flying baby or ticklemonster. lol

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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt, " you can correct them.Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt

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joke: God and the scientist

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, 'Lord, we don'tneed you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create lifeout of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did i...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:06:00 GMT

$104,655.60 Ad in the Washington Post - AMEN

It's a bit long, but is well worth the read! Here is someone with the money to fund a rebuttal to what Howard Dean, Democratic National Committee Chairman, said recently that 'many Republicans ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:36:00 GMT

penis song lmao

of course this is sung to the tune of "i will survive" roflmfao!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified.When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!But I'd spent so many years, just w...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 22:21:00 GMT

men sigh damned if you do, damned if you don’t

If you dress nicely, he calls you a snob. If you dress sexy, he calls you a slut. If you argue with him, he says you're stubborn. If you are quiet, he says you're stupid. If you call him, he says you'...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 13:05:00 GMT

unconditional love

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Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:55:00 GMT

When a Woman

When a WOMAN is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind. When a WOMAN is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply. When a WOMAN looks at you with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 00:29:00 GMT

Tears of a woman

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him."I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."Later the little boy aske...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 15:47:00 GMT

modern fairy tale

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little: Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sa...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 14:19:00 GMT

Hair Removal - laughter is the best medicine

I found this on the pregnancy message board I belong to, and thought it was hilarious. ------------------------------- Hair Removal All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promis...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 10:12:00 GMT

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Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 19:28:00 GMT