someone (male or female) who will let me give them an "Indian Sunburn". Also, I'd like to meet someone who, like me, agrees that the only way to truly resolve a disagreement or dispute is to leg wrestle. Why? Cuz I'm the friggin' leg wrestling champeen! That's right , not a typo, the champEEn! I mean I only RULE at leg wrestling and will turn you into an embryonic puddle of humiliated jelly if you dare to even SUGGEST a round with me.