My 2006 Christmas Letter |
This year my Christmas letter is the letter
G
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 10:15:00 GMT |
February is a crazy month |
FEBRUARY 2007
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
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Slap A Professional Wrestler Day
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On This Day 3 Million Years Ago, Rocks Were Disco...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 14:28:00 GMT |
True story............unfortunately.... |
I needed to update my car and homeowners insurance recently so, like most modern people, I went online and looked around.
One of the easiest ways to "comparison shop" is to use some of the web...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 19:32:00 GMT |
Microwave your brain |
Ok, so I've been too busy for months to write much. Of course I often see quotes that make me wish I was there to reply to, and I save them. Just takes a few minutes at a time. It is...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 15:46:00 GMT |
That little voice in your head could make you rich......... |
From a notice in the Memphis Flyer Newspaper soliciting paid participants in a mental health study:
"If you are schizophrenic or know someone who is schizophrenic.............................."...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:30:00 GMT |
He said WHAT? |
In daily life if someone says something to you, you have a chance to make some kind of remark in response. When I read a quotation, I have the same urge to respond. I have done so here wit...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 15:17:00 GMT |
Do you know how to dial with your rectum? |
The other day I had to run some errands in town. As I was just about done, I was driving down a side street when someone driving a large SUV and talking on a cell phone blew through a stop sign ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 15:41:00 GMT |
The Caveman and the Artichoke |
My good My Space friend Jim from Great Britain (known also as England to the older folks) wrote me because he noticed on my profile that my job is designing artichokes. The following is my r...
Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 15:41:00 GMT |
Th-th-this is C-C-C-N-N |
Odd thoughts:
If someone is both deaf and dyslexic, do they have to read lips in a mirror?
Don't you just hate it when you go to get a haircut and the person in front of you gets the las...
Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 16:48:00 GMT |
A Three Eyed Fish and Green Pork Chops |
I live in the boonies of North Mississippi and when I drive to work I like to take the back roads because it is an even nicer drive. A quiet 15 minute no traffic cruise through rural farm land. ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 12:30:00 GMT |
