Jews for Jesus
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joseph Patrick Paul Stan Garcia
Birthday: The date i was spawned was 8/12/88
Birthplace: Fountain Hills Arizona like the tea
Current Location: Richardson Texas
Eye Color: Blue i think
Hair Color: black
Height: six two
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: 1337
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas
Your Weakness: Getting kicked in the balls
Your Fears: See weakness
Your Perfect Pizza: Spinach and Broccoli
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not getting kicked in the balls
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: No way my penis is way smaller than urs
Thoughts First Waking Up: I hope i dont get kicked in the balls today
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: Sleep is for people I choose to spend my nights watching shitty infomercials and reading
Your Most Missed Memory: Elementary cuz I cant remember anything from back then and it seemed kind of cool
Pepsi or Coke: Red bull
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton but only cuz it sounds cooler and is more than one word
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate or Vanilla what
Cappuccino or Coffee: Frapaccino
Do you Smoke: Yeah but its only cuz im so hot and the smoke just rises from my body cuz im so hot smokings bad
Do you Swear: All the time i cant get through a conversation with out it
Do you Sing: Like a midget getting an enema
Do you Shower Daily: Hells yeah
Have you Been in Love: nope
Do you want to go to College: yep
Do you want to get Married: idk
Do you belive in yourself: These questions suck
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when im reading in a moving vehicle
Do you think you are Attractive: idk
Are you a Health Freak: No just a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: when they arent pissin me off
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell yeah
Do you play an Instrument: The recorder
Ever been Drunk: Nope
Ever been called a Tease: Only when im drunk
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: once
How do you want to Die: i want to die in a fire
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Fireman
What country would you most like to Visit: Atlantas
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dont care
Favourite Hair Color: Dont care
Short or Long Hair: long but not hippy long
Height: idk shorter than me i guess
Weight: Less than me
Best Clothing Style: dont care
Number of Drugs I have taken: How is this question in the category "In a Boy/Girl" zero
Number of CDs I own: Less than 100000000000000000000
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: three and they all = sex
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Just that one night
