Rockin' Myspace since 2004 and you just found me now?
I like how when I write shit in the About Me section it goes on the far right and not in the box it's supposed to be in. That's okay, I like strange things.
I also like luxury and fine things.
It's cool to have a rave in your car while driving. Ever wheel-danced to Disturbia by Rihanna? You should try it. It'll make you feel good.
When I'm not working you might find me cruising around on the hunt for some cougars.
So what if I watch the Golden Girls before bed?
I enjoy candlelit dinners, long walks in the park, the cool underside of my pillow, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
Still want to be my friend? ;D