My name is Keith Floyd, yes that's right the wily old stud of THE most popular cooking programmes in the history of world television. Since being sacked and having my pub taken away, Im concentrating on a quieter life in Scotland. Ive moved to the village of Fochabers and now live with Andy Goram in a flat above the Red Lion. There is only one bed but whichever one of us is the most drunk just sleeps in the bath.
We have a good time. Sometimes Bill Oddie kills some of the animals he films and brings them up for the pot. Brian Sewell is often over but he's on the wagon so is usually the one to drive us into Elgin where we hit Downtown of a Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday night.
Life is good and when Im sober I like to take short walks to Oddbins or Threshers.
