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Sam

YOU CAN RESIST WHO YOU ARE FOR ONLY SO LONG,FINALLY YOU DECIDE TO JUST GO WITH FATE...

About Me

WEIRD,MOODY,SARCASTIC....SHALL I GO ON? Layout made by esmo34
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My Interests

I'm a BIG DORK!!I love to read!Other than that I play my guitars til I wear holes in my fingers!!

I'd like to meet:

YOU WANT A LIST OF SHIT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN? (DON'T LET THE ABOVE SARCASTIC STATEMENT SCARE YOU!IT'S MY SWORD AND SHIELD,HAVING SAID THAT I PROMISE I'M NICE.)

Music:

Alice In Chains, Faith No More, R.A.T.M, Radiohead, Soundgarden, Social Distortion, Green Day, KORN, Lacuna Coil, Garbage, No Doubt, H.I.M, Staind, Nightwish, Evanescence, Pantera, In Flames, Killswitch Engage, DragonForce, Fireball Ministry, The Donnas, Danzig, 30 Seconds To Mars, My Chemical Romance, Missy Elliott, Aaliyah, Lauryn Hill, Eminem, 50 Cent(cheap name?), The Roots, Cypress Hill, Tenacious D, Audioslave, Misfits, Black Label Society, Rob Zombie/White Zombie, CKY...and many more!

Movies:

Reservoir Dogs, Death Proof, Kill Bill Vol.1&2, The Shawshank Redemption, Silence of the Lambs, Evil Dead 1&2, Slither, The Descent, Hellboy, Pan's Labyrinth, Cube 1,2&3, Alien 1&2, The Exorcist, Shaun of the Dead, The Devil's Rejects, Hustle&Flow, Black Snake Moan, Dead Silence, Saw 1,2&3, Blade1,2&3, Underworld 1&2, From Hell, Walk The Line, The Pick of Destiny, V for Vendetta, Dog Day Afternoon, Killing Zoe, Dead Presidents...just to name a few.

Television:

Mostly cooking shows,nature programs and some SCI-FI shizzit(I am NOT a"Trekkie"!)and basically anything entertaining or funny!

Books:

"HOW TO TALK DIRTY AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE" by Lenny Bruce, "THE CATCHER IN THE RYE" by J.D.Salinger, "HANNIBAL" by Thomas Harris, "MESSIAH" by Boris Starling, "I KNOW THIS MUCH IS TRUE" by Wally Lamb, "AMSTERDAM" by Ian McEwan, "ANY WAY THE WIND BLOWS" by E.Lynn Harris, "YOU SUCK"&"A DIRTY JOB" by Christopher Moore, "RACHEL MORGAN SERIES A.K.A (THE CLINT EASTWOOD PUNS)" by Kim Harrison, "ANITA BLAKE VAMPIRE HUNTER SERIES" "MERRY GENTRY SERIES" both by Laurell K.Hamilton.

My Blog

7 TYPES... GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU LAUGH!

THERE ARE SEVEN KINDS OF SEX: THE FIRST IS CALLED "SMURF SEX" : THIS KIND OF SEX HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIRST MEET SOMEONE AND YOU BOTH HAVE SEX TIL YOUR BLUE IN THE FACE! THE SECOND IS CALLED "KITCHEN SEX"...
Posted by Sam on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:35:00 PST

INSPIRED BY...A T-SHIRT?!

WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THE SPECIAL'S....THIS IS JUST A LITTLE MENU SPOOF AND SOME COMPANY MOTTO FUN.                  &n...
Posted by Sam on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 12:52:00 PST

FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES NO.2....

HERE'S SOME MO' SHIZZLE TO MAKE YOU GIGGLE! IF YOU YELLED FOR 8 YEARS, 7 MONTHS AND 6 DAYS YOU WILL HAVE PRODUCED ENOUGH ENERGY TO HEAT ONE CUP OF COFFEE!(HARDLY SEEMS WORTH IT !) IF YOU FARTED CONSIS...
Posted by Sam on Thu, 03 May 2007 03:19:00 PST

FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES...

PONDER THESE AND LAUGH IF YOU SHOULD FEEL INCLINED TO DO SO.... I USED TO EAT ALOT OF NATURAL FOODS UNTIL I LEARNED MOST PEOPLE DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES. THE EASIEST WAY TO FIND SOMETHING LOST AROUND THE...
Posted by Sam on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:15:00 PST

IF YOU MUST KNOW...

I DIDN'T WANT ONE OF THOSE STUPID SURVEY'S ON MY PROFILE! I THOUGHT IF SOMEONE REALLY WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ME "HEY PUT IT IN MY BLOG" SO HERE'S SOME STUFF ABOUT ME IF YOU MUST KNOW WHO YOUR TALKING TO...
Posted by Sam on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:19:00 PST

MY GUITAR INFLUENCES ( REMIXED )

As far as my guitar influences go, I have a list of course!As does every dedicated guitar freak, but before I get into it I LOVE MUSIC! someone whose cd collection is over 400 and still growing obviou...
Posted by Sam on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:54:00 PST

TOP 5 SLOGANS

First, this isn't about religon! So don't go there! These are real church signs displayed at their respective houses of worship in my area, that I think are funny.All diffrent denominations are equall...
Posted by Sam on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:58:00 PST