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Mr. Alba

If y'all fresh to death,then I'm deceased

About Me

...i swear on everything, all i want in life is a pet PENGUIN and i'd name him MR. STEVENSON (just because)...

My Interests

nanotechnology, collecting stamps, bioinformatics, shrooms, string field theories, cute squirrels with nice fluffy tails and giant nut sacs and...sodomy (not that i've tried, it's just interesting to see what people will stick up their...)

I'd like to meet:

...my EVIL TWIN and females with BACK DIMPLES (that shit is HOT!!)...Conan O'Brien (he lets me call him Conie) and Dave Chapelle (he's funny as heck), ohhh and rebecca romijn (she's goofy as hell, i love me a weird goofy girl)... pretty much anybody's welcome here... except Tony Parker (stole my woman, asshole)... jes as long as you're dope in my book and can stand my humor and sarcasm... then welcome... and if you're the dope ass person that's in this dope ass profile right herre (check it out, they're dope as phuck) then gosh darnit you're the one i've been waiting for to be my best friend...



I Feel Sorry For:

people with dial up... i know my page is not modem friendly, but then again who gives a what...

Video games:

My Pet Penguin:

adopt your own virtual pet!

Videos:

Dem Franchise Boyz - Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It

Music:

i just like listening to the voices in my head which happens to be THESE GUYS...
some ol' skool SLUG...

Movies:

I'd say my favorite movie would have to be between

OR

other favorites of mine include...

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, Higher Learning, Vanilla Sky, Matrix, Bloodsport (prolly the only good Van Damn movie), ooohhh and porn (you can never go wrong with a little midget lovin)

Television:

this season's hot shit...

Books:

Where's Waldo(almost done, i think i need the cliff notes)

Heroes:

my guy Jesus...

My Blog

nawww, i'm good...

so i changed my status on my page from smoking and drinking to non... no i'm not trying to impress nobody... just trying to healthy myself up... who knows how long i've got, but whatever i can do to i...
Posted by Mr. Alba on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gots my internet back...

yay... nothing but myspace and porn for me... yay... yay...
Posted by Mr. Alba on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUCKIN MTV...

just my opinion but kanye got robbed at the VMAs... not one single moon man? come on now... this is Kanye To Tha we're talkin about here... damn near worked with everyone in the industry... from britn...
Posted by Mr. Alba on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ALICIA KEYS NEKED...

i wish... jes wanted you to hear my new jam, that's all... looks like KANYE did it again... Boy I said it once before But baby Im just making sure I know that there is nothing more than you ...
Posted by Mr. Alba on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm kRAzeH i tell yA...

DisorderRatingParanoid:ModerateSchizoid:ModerateSchizotypal: HighAntisocial:HighBorderline:Very HighHistrionic:HighNarcissistic:HighAvoidant:HighDependent:V ery HighObsessive-Compulsive:High-- Personali...
Posted by Mr. Alba on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST