Mung
Everything went wrong about 4 years ago. I failed all my exams and then I turned to crack. My crack obsession has lead me down many dark paths from where I'll never return. I have also had to sell my skinny, hairy body to old priests for money.
Recently I found an alternative to prostituting myself... prostituting others! I now feel much better about myself. My whore house is doing quite well, and I've got a reliable, and frequent income of crack and porridge.