Garrett - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Whatsup the name is Garrett well thats what my birth certificate says anyway. Here's a few thoughts of mine that might help you better understand "about me" ... Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it who would you think is in charge? ... Would you women like to know what men are thinking? The truth, the honest truth of what we are thinking? Nothing! ... Sometimes I am so busy doing nothing that the idea of doing anything, which as you know always leads to something, cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything ... dont know if that helped at all but if you are really that interested in getting to know me just ask or more than likely you already know me I already know you with the definite possibility being we know much more about each other than we would like to.

My Interests

College football USC - FIGHT ON! and MICHIGAN - GO BLUE. I'm also a fan of the produce section. Very provocative area. A lot of melons and shapes. Everyone's squeezing and smelling.

I'd like to meet:

Life's not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch because she won't let you get that. Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests. Or maybe you're just an asshole who couldn't sweet talk the princess.

Music:

Red Hot Chili Peppers were awesome in concert and Tom Petty was damn good in Vegas.

Movies:

Comedy - Old School, 40 Year Old Virgin, Talladega Nights, Big Lebowski ... Drama - 21 Grams, Requiem for a Dream, Forrest Gump, Crash ...

Television:

1. Seinfeld .... anything else is a distant # 2

Books:

I think men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom..

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Heroes:

Without heroes, we're all plain people and don't know how far we can go.