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Contact Table Generated from CodesToGo.com fashion layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotCommentsMan, I'm tired of being right....Hail from Fair Lawn, NJ/Miami Beach/West Philly....in that order..if you know me from any of these places say hi...The following sorts of people should leave me the fuck alone: hippies, yoga-doers, latte-drinkers, people who want to analyze the 1st amendment to death but pretend the 2nd one doesnt exist, anyone who claims their vehicle runs on vegetable oil, Detroit Piston fans or fans of the City of Detroit at all (unless you want to tell me how Ted Nugent's the man), haiku-writing motherfuckers, bleeding-hearts, vegans, Dave Grohl haters, socialists, and last but most importantly, anyone who disrespects or defames our courageous, noble troops or the wonderful country that is America, land of the free, home of the brave. It's very simple, if you hate this country so much THEN LEAVE! I hear Iraq is beautiful this time of year. Oh, and someone get Michael Moore another cheeseburger while you're at it.**If Alex Rodriguez discovered a cure for cancer, the media would complain about unemployed laboratory rats**...jussayin'...get off the guy's cack!
***This just in: FUCK THE FRENCH as they continually yerk their clongs to Lance's multiple Tour wins. They're croissant-eating motherfuckers. (and that's saying nothing of their bourgoise, snooty, anti-American, terrorist-loving, Saddam Hussein-ass-fucking ways.) FUCK YOU FRENCH FUCKTARDS, go 'head and sweat Lance a little more, you'll never be him in a million fruitless years of trying. Go kill yourfuckinselves now. SUPPORT LANCE, BOYCOTT FRANCE!!***
GOD BLESS THE CAPITALIST US OF A! And, if you don't stand behind our troops, please, feel free...TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM.
How JERSEY are you?
Welcome home. You're SO Jersey. You know Wildwood and Seaside are the most disgusting places on earth, and only good for drunken after prom vacations, you know there's always a "short-cut" to someplace. Isn't Jersey great? I mean, where else can you go 80 MPH and STILL be the slowest car on the road?
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