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BränDön't

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About Me

You can comment me here and save the trouble of scrolling down the page. Just because I love you, Bitches.

I really don't bathe all that much. It's not really a personal preference of mine. I don't care if people think that I smell like a porta-potty, because I think I smell sexy. Like a clump of aged cheese. Mmmmmmmmm. Or maybe even a box of crackers. Yum, isn't that great? -

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My Interests

I like drinking beer and having sex. Stupid fuck.

I'd like to meet:

People who give me money and sexual favors. And beer. Not necessarily in that order. And some food would be good too. Oh yeah and people who will let me sleep on their couch. So come and meet me if you have any or all of those things and I will be one happy camper. Lucifer Azrael, the Angel of Death

Music:

My cd collection currently consists of, in alphabetical order, of course: Abyssos, Acid Bath, Aeternus, Agorophobic Nosebleed, Akercocke, Amon Amarth, Anaal Nathrakh, Anal Bleeding, Arkhon Infaustus, Avulsed, Behemoth, Birdflesh, The Black Dahlia Murder, Bloodbath, Borknagar, Cannibal Corpse, Cattle Decapitation, Circle of Dead Children, Cradle of Filth, Crionics, Death, Decomposing Serenity, Defecation, Deicide, Dimmu Borgir, Disgorge, Gorgoroth, Gwar, Hate, Gorerotted, Hecate Enthroned, Immortal, Leftover Crack, Limbonic Art, Mercyful Fate, Misfits, Morbid Angel, Mortician, Naglfar, Napalm Death, Necrophagist, Nile, Obituary, Old Man's Child, Opeth, Ravenous, Sacramentum, Severe Torture, Slayer, Skinless, Suffocation, 1349, Venom, Vehemence, and numerous compilations. That list consists exclusively of my actual store-purchased albums with books. Of course, like everyone I have an endless amount of burnt cd's and mixes. A number of the albums I now own, I inherited from my dearly missed friend, Josh Harmon.(RIP) Extreme music is why we became friends and I believe keeping his music alive will be an apt tribute to a fallen brother. Hail Satan, Fuck Mediocrity. Satyricon - Mother North. From Nemesis Divina

Movies:

Any movie with a big budget and no real plot. Just some explosions and a stupid fucking catchphrase. That way I don't really have to think, I can just let the mind box pump the shit into my head until I'm retarded. And then I'll listen to some fuckin...I don't know...Godsmack or some other really stupid pointless shit.

Television:

I watch television religiously. I just have to get my fix on those reality shows and talk shows, and cop dramas and those great music stations that play what I want to hear. Tryin ta catch me ridin dirty. Bum,bum,bum-bum.

Books:

Ones with lots of pictures. I can't read.

Heroes:

Oderus Urungus (aka: GOD) Chuck Schuldiner (RIP) Sid Vicious (RIP)Notice he's drinking Fanta? I thought that was a newer thing. Hunter S. Thompson (RIP) Steven Hawking Albert Einstein (RIP) Adolf Hitler (RIP) Aleister Crowley (RIP) Dale Earnhardt (When he's dead) Hannibal Lecter (I don't care if he's not real. He's great)

My Blog

GWAR!!!!!!

I just got through seeing GWAR perform in Knoxville. It ruled! They had Adolf Hitler there and when he turned around he was Jesus. And then he pulled out this huge wang and ejaculated bloody pus into ...
Posted by Jacques Saunier on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 01:45:00 PST

Austin had sex with you.

Reply to this blog if Austin Guinn ever had sex with you. Or came close. Or if you just want to have sex with Austin. Don't be ashamed or embarassed. We're just trying to estimate. So if any of the ab...
Posted by Jacques Saunier on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:32:00 PST

An experiment in futility.

There is very little to love in the world that we so coyly inherit in this day and age, the year of our lord two thousand and six years A.D. Where are the answers that we so seek? Do they lie within d...
Posted by Jacques Saunier on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:05:00 PST

EVERYONE SHOULD READ THIS!!

The Bush administration is taking steps to implement the beginings of what will by all accounts be a draft requiring all people between the ages of 18 and 42 to serve what they call a "period of milit...
Posted by Jacques Saunier on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 02:53:00 PST