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Floppy

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm from Missouri. I like to eat hot dogs, eggrolls, steak, ribs, ice cream, bacon, turkey, ketchup packets, chicken wings, ham...you get the picture. I also like nick beard.

My Interests

Eating, Sleeping, Grazing, Being pet, Going to the vet (Yeah Right!), Killing Hamspears, Looking out the window, Barking...

I'd like to meet:

peeps.

Music:

Circa Survive.

Books:

No thanks.

My Blog

My dog

I've been waiting for him to come back, but he still hasn't arrived. I started calling out to him, but he still wont show up...he's starting to really make me angry...I'm also starting to think that ...
Posted by Floppy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Nooooo.

I think bath time is fast approaching. Mommy saw me "digging" in dirt and stopped me. That despicable woman cleaned out my nails and proceeded to cut them. I tried fighting with her, but alas, she ...
Posted by Floppy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Crime and punishment....

I got in trouble for tipping over a tray of ribs. I was just trying to see what the family was barbequing, but the flimsy little table they had the tray on couldn't support my weight and collapsed, w...
Posted by Floppy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bath and crate-livin....

I find that napping in a crate is quite relaxing....it reminds me of times of old. Life is slow right now, but i enjoy it. I'm still doing the same thing of grazing and killing rodents. I was recen...
Posted by Floppy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The day they took my vagina away

Mommy found a growth on my leg, so she took me to the vet, that evil place where they probe you, call you fat, and diagnose you as having aggressive behavior. I hate those people! Anyways, they said I...
Posted by Floppy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Backyard...

Today i walked around the backyard. I found some bugs and ate them. I played with my red ball, but it doesn't squeak anymore. There used to be other balls in the backyard, but my daddy threw them i...
Posted by Floppy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST