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There’s not enough space on the Internet itself to explain the majesty that I command when I grace a room with my presence. I will simply say that my mere appearance in a doorway changes the entire dynamic of the room both mentally and physically. My arrival bends space and time them selves to make room for the splendor that I possess. But that’s enough discussion about my grandeur. The characteristic I possess that people find most endearing is my humility. I somehow manage to get through almost each and every day without pointing out the huge flaws in my compatriots at work. I never take the opportunity to stop people on the street and ask them if their parents were closely related. I truly am a humble man. As Winston Churchill said “We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm.” Also, I am a truly profound innovator in the wrestling ring. I manage to find unusual ways to stretch and contort, not only peoples bodies, but their very souls to my inevitable victory. I bring to the ring a grace not seen before or sense. I bring an intensity never witnessed by mortal men. I bring a beauty to this often barbaric sport. That is why I am, and will always be, a true champion.