I'm Billy. I lives in tha' Hickory Flats in Mississippi.I just got ma'self this shiny new compooter. It's a real advanced like. It's a ZX spectrum 48k with tha nice soft rubbery buttons on it.I has been usin' it to go on the interweb and meet all a' yall' nice folks out there. It's so fast it can load a interweb page in just 15 minutes. WOW!I in a home I built ma'self next to ma Maw an' Paw's house. It's real nice!Maybe if we all make friends you nice folks can come a' visitin'.I lives just a 3 hour drive from the nearest hardware store.I spend ma days sittin' round ma swamp swattin' flies and pikkin' ma ears lookin' for grubs to feed ma kids (I hopes they is gonna' marry one day an make me real proud).I don't do much else 'sept for makin' and drinkin moonshine. I use it to take paint off of stuff and cleanin' wounds too.