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cjb

Im in your myspace, wasting ur timez

About Me

Im a sociable, self-employed contradiction.

My Interests

commercial design, judging popular culture, meeting people, the bar industry, advertising psychology, nightlife, matinees by myself, progressive politics, carolina basketball, symmetry, t-shirts and hoodies, airmax, fall weather, taking the scenic route, music in the shower, beer in the shower, chicken wings, moist towlettes (aka wet-naps lol), airports, talking with cab drivers, taking shots, sleeping in, writing concise emails, contemporary american history, album artwork, liner notes, dry-erase boards, etc

I'd like to meet:

the inventor of moist towlettes.

Music:

generally: chill downtempo, atmospheric drum&bass, ignorant club, soulful house, early 90s alternative, mid 90s underground hiphop/radio r&b, 80s hair, classic soul. NC-based: the old ceremony, foreign exchange, mosadi music. DJs: merlin, son of sam, keith.

Movies:

strange brew, gattaca, big fish, scanners, seven, weekend at bernie's, die hard, bottlerocket, rushmore, the royal tennenbaums, starwars IV-VI, my cousin vinny, heat, cool hand luke, oceans eleven, out of sight, fight club, dr. strangelove, full metal jacket, lost in translation, ghostbusters, raiders of the lost ark, american vacation, kingpin, pi, office space, election, american psycho, high fidelity, sin city, capote, good night and good luck, me you and everyone we know, garden state, the first half of sexy beast, the matador, waiting, rent, CQ, snakes on a motherfucking plane

Television:

cable news: I like keith olbermann and the funny guys - jon stewart and stephen colbert, but I settle for much worse during the daylight hours. c-span is underrated, especially the shows you'd think are the most boring like book-TV and prime minister's question & answer time. lately I watch a lot of gameshows with my girlfriend including wheel of fortune, jeopardy, deal or no deal and cashcab.

Books:

recently read: live from new york, naked, a confederacy of dunces, ender's game; against all enemies, politics in war and peace, the kite runner, nickeled and dimed on not getting by in america.

this is some of my work:

My Blog

setting my GI joe's on fire as a youth

I never had enough dishes to bother using my dishwasher until recently. shit has a final setting called "plate warming" () which I didnt know it was going to do automatically, nor do I know how to tu...
Posted by cjb on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:54:00 PST

NO.

I didn't write this!!! But it is great nonetheless (lol)!!! "NO." by occams hatchet Thu Nov 09, 2006 at 12:32:33 PM EST This week, the American people finally reached their breaking point. They final...
Posted by cjb on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:43:00 PST

listen to yourself

you already know what you need to know.live it and become it.be here. stay here.
Posted by cjb on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:48:00 PST

2006 election info, by state:

Here's some useful info: --AZ-Sen: Jon Kyl --AZ-01: Rick Renzi --AZ-05: J.D. Hayworth --CA-04: John Doolittle --CA-11: Richard Pombo --CA-50: Brian Bilbray --CO-04: Marilyn Musgrave --CO-05: Doug Lamb...
Posted by cjb on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:33:00 PST

Sex, Lies and Conversation...

(found in April's blog...)Sex, Lies and Conversation; Why Is It So Hard for Men and Women to Talk to Each Other? by Deborah Tannen The Washington Post, June 24, 1990 I WAS ADDRESSING a small gather...
Posted by cjb on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:33:00 PST

design work - monday 9/18


Posted by cjb on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:57:00 PST

the carrboro man: participate + I reciprocate

Arena (known to self and others) able, extroverted, intelligent, kind, trustworthy Blind Spot (known only to others) accepting, brave, caring, clever, confident, dignified, energetic, friendly, givi...
Posted by cjb on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 02:29:00 PST

when the pizza man whips a convertible

- last night at 4:15am, the pizzamerica delivery man rolled up in a convertible. search your memory, and think if you can recall that ever happening in your life. I was outside having a smoke with you...
Posted by cjb on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 03:48:00 PST

who am I to talk shit about steve irwin?

in response to people out there saying "it was gonna happen sooner or later" about the passing of steve irwin, aka the crocodile hunter, Id just like to say the following: initially that was my reacti...
Posted by cjb on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:30:00 PST

keith olbermann speaks truth to power!

Keith Olbermann:The man who sees absolutes, where all other men see nuances and shades of meaning, is either a prophet, or a quack.Donald H. Rumsfeld is not a prophet.Mr. Rumsfeld's remarkable speech ...
Posted by cjb on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:31:00 PST