Politics, history, being a thorn in the side of the oppressor and shining the light of truth on stupidity everywhere.
The Founding Fathers, just to get some soundbites from them about how badly we've screwed this place up. "What part of 'shall not be infringed' do you buttmonkeys not understand?!" they'd exclaim as Congress stammered like drunken imbeciles.With the exception of Ted Kennedy, who in fact is a drunken imbecile.George Bush, so I can ask him face to face what the hell he thinks he's doing.Hillary Clinton, to tell her she's unelectable and to just shut the hell up.I wouldn't mind kickin' Osama bin Laden's ass either.
Red Dawn, the Omega Man, the Postman, Dawn of the Dead, the Road Warrior, pretty much anything about regular joes whoopin' ass after the shit has hit the fan.
C-Span, the History Channel, al Jazeera (for laughs)
Machiavelli's "The Prince" and Sun Tzu's "Art of War" should be required reading for anyone even remotely considering entering the political arena. I also recommend the Federalist and if you want to mix it up a little, Mein Kampf. If you can get through that your patience is almost ready for blathering politicians yapping about ideas that don't hold up to critical examination.Or for escapism, read the Bible. Skip to the last chapter, it's the best part.
Lots of dead white guys that built this country. You know, those gun-toting insurgent types that wrote that Constitution we used to use.