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Jana Banana says NO BITCH ASS NESS pls! ha!

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.. Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Myspace Layouts!!!ABOUT ME!!!NAME: Jana (Hope u can pronounce it correctly!)LOCATION: Milpitas and Santa ClaraAGE: Cmon now, hittin 23 NOVEMBER 28th! =)MARITAL STATUS: ...Swinger... and what i mean by that, i just like excitement/fun UNTIL he sweeps me off my feet=)...others may think i swing both ways, but get it right, my orientation says STRAIGHT! ...LOOKING FOR ANYBODY?: ... Not really, just interested in one person in particular =) just him... AGAIN! and i love the guy! SCHOOL(s): Well, I just graduated from Boston Reed College in Jan 05 and right now, i'm attending De Anza CollegeGOAL ORIENTED?: Very much indeed!FAMILY ORIENTED?: Oh but of course i am!!HAPPY?: !!!ALWAYS!!!CONFIDENT?: uh yeah!!!DRAMA?: NOPE...Drama Free!!CARING?: TOO MUCH!! =)NICE?: OF COURSE!!!! kindness KILLS....HA HA HAWORK?: but of course!!! KP baby! PRIORITIES?: I sure do got 'em straight, that's for sure!!AMBITIOUS: !!!!OH HECK YEAH!!!! and i won't let anyone or anything distract me from accomplishing my ambitions!! anything else you care to know? Leave me a message....UPDATED OCTOBER 16, 2007(After 2 yrs haha)~~~Okay, so like i guess i gotta update this section. I've recently went back to school this year majoring in nursing. I've got everything planned out for myself since reality hit me a couple of years after i had graduated. I attended De Anza in '02, but it wasn't for me at that time. When reality bit me in the ass HARD, i got myself back into school attending Boston Reed College in 2004 and graduated as a Medical Assistant in January of 2005. I've completed my externship at Kaiser Permanente and currently working for KP working with GDM and IGT pt's. I realized that i wanted to pursue being an RN in 2005 specializing in Psychiatry or the ER (something challenging). I'm totally EXCITED about this 'cause i KNOW i can succeed in this goal that i've set for myself =) Outside of school, all i've been doing is work work work, spend time with the familia and JMFH, well mainly JMFH! =P I guess all you can say is that i'm all about school and work right now. There are times when I would go out and have fun, but the last time i did which was 10/13, i got in trouble by the misterrrrrrr for no self control! sorry babe, I LOVE YOUUU! Okay, time to get back to work... I SOOOO HEART MI FAMILIA!!! OKAY, SO LIKE I WENT ONTO MY FRIENDSTER PAGE TODAY (11/10) AND I WAS READING MY TESTIMONIALS SO I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF THEM ON HERE...I SO MISS THOSE DAYS!!!JUST REMINISCIN!!!FROM:Mark, Monday, December 29, 2003: hEy jana!! man remember when i first met you.. you cought me lookin at ur feet ahahaha!! gOod times and then you brought me home at 2 sumin in da morning ahaha.. man jana is a tight fwend to hang out with!! i see dis gurl at the mall when she's working!! jana always makes me laugh!! thats whut i like about her makes me laugh all the time i talk to her!! well all i knoe is she a gOod fwend!! well thats it fer now! -mArKeRz--DUDE MARK, IT'S FUNNY HOW WE'VE GOTTEN SO CLOSE THTE PAST 2 YEARS! FROM CATCHING U LOOKIN AT MY FEET TO TELLING EACH OTHER OUR SECRETS, GETTING PIERCINGS, TO CONSIDERING EACH OTHER AS COUSINS! I LOVE YOU MARKY POO!FROM:Edward, Thursday, November 06, 2003: what it is, what it is!! i chilled with this girl couple times. she keep it gutta gutta. always real wid errythang. n thats hard to find n people now a days. thats why she cooo peeps riigh hurr. i remember that time she was drunk. off the chain dumb. but it kept the night goin. til damn 5 in the morning. she kept the night live. party was real coo'. i met her thru my kuya anthony. n yeah anthony u is right. all u hear from her " are you cooo? im sorry? i gotta go pee" n then "you want some beer" im like shiet i dont drink. n then i told her "ey jana you gettin fired in 2 weeks n im fista work there on wednesday" all she goes is "wwhaattt you firreals? anthony he serious? promise? stamp it" im just sittin there rollin my ass. she one crazy cat. but still keepin it gutta gutta. she's too cooo' so if y'all cats out there that think u is a playa n decide to spit game at her. you is bein stupid dumb with that shiet, cause this beautiful angel right hurr dont need none of that in her life ya dig? what else should i say? if she's like family to anthony, shes family to me. cause anthony's my kuya n errybody he coo wid im coo wid. n she a fusho must be coooo wid. damn remember jana the lil' notebook in anthonys backpack. wtf that nigga doin. doin too much with them cows n ish. hahahahaha. that crazy ass dude. i didnt know he really did that til u pull that shit outta his back pack i was like hot damn wtf is this kid thinkin. haha that ish was real funny. but i think i wrote enough for this testimonial to you. if i think of more or decide to write more, i'll get at u again arrite? take the best of care n i gots much love to you jana! all that said ima cut-opFROM:The realest, Thursday, October 02, 2003: DONT GET ME STARTED ON THIS GIRL..i just met her like a month ago and shes like my FUCKIN SISTER!!!AHHHH who ever though this lady over here would be like my little sister...man..anyways this girl is rounded up to one word...DRUNK...when shes drunk all youll hear is..."are you koo? im sorry? are you bored? i need to go pee"..where the hell did that come from? i love you to death girl your a very very cool friend always there for me when i need it...thanks especially for hookin me up wit your cousin sandee..geeez...thank god u hooked me up with her cuz if u didnt she woulda been wit that broke down kid derrick that was whoopin your ass in the str...ok sorry i wont say anything anymore..anyways..if u wanna holla at this girl..u gotta be top notch..cuz shes a "realest" like me..nah nevermind no one can be labeled "tha realest" like me..shoot..if you wanna know whas cracken on tha weekends or if you need to swoop up on a great woman..this is tha girl right hurr right hurr...AWWW.... I MISS ANTHONY AND O.P.!!! WE USE TO KICK IT OFTEN, BUT YEARS PASSED AND WE WENT OUR SEPERATE WAYS! THE ONLY PLACES THAT BROUGHT US TOGETHER WAS CITILINK WIRELESS, CLOVER LEAF BOWLING PLACE?!?! WITH SOME OF THE SNAP WIRELESS CATS, THE SC HOUSES.. BLAH BLAH!!!FROM:JoceNByron, Wednesday, October 01, 2003: Jana's one wild girl @ the clubs hahahaha....I SO MISS THIS CHIC TOO!! THAT DAY WAS THE LAST TIME I'VE SEEN HER TOO.. BEFORE SHE GOT MARRIED AND STARTED A FAMILY!! WE'RE GETTING OLLLLD JOCE!SHINETTE, Sunday, August 31, 2003: Oh shit..it..s that drunk girl from Mission Rock. Haha, the one time i get to meet my cousin and she was drunk as fuck. Whatever, i still got love for this girl, cause she..s my cousin...BLOOD cousin. Damn, that night was hella whack too, I was the only sober chick out of the group. Anyways, this girl is hella fun to go clubb..n with, I got to be her dance partner for the night, but I kept leaving her. Whatever, I KNOW that Jana..s hella to chill with, and since we..re cousins, I..m blessed with the overwhelming opportunities to get crunk..d with this girl. A PIC FROM THAT NIGHT: .. AHHHH.... MY DAMN COUSIN WHO I HAVEN'T SEEN IN A WHILE!!! I WONDER WHEN'S THE OPPORTUNITIES THAT WE GET TO DRINK TOGETHER? THOSE WERE THE DAYS AS A CLIMAX PROMOTER! =)Jacklyn, Monday, August 11, 2003: wud up! dang,what can i say about this chic.she's off tha walls!!!!!!!this my homie gee fo' life.Ya' Kno. she puts it down.REPPIN'jana u off tha hook shes like a sister to me.shes soooooo sweet. holla at me so we can put it down!!!! u know where tha spots at 'THA WATAS' 1600 BLOCK love u girl peace "GET LOW"DAMN JAY(GET LOW), THE WATAS!!! FUN NIGHTS... FUN ALL NIGHTERS.. I SO REMEMBER THAT NIGHT WE WENT TO DIESEL AND PULLIN AN ALL NIGHTER AT THE WATAS WITH THE HOT BOYS HAHA! OH, AND THE SINGERRRS!! SERENADE ME PLEASE! OH WAIT, THEY DID! HAHA! STILL GOT THEM PICS TOO!! DAMN EVIDENCE I TELL YA!.....-POSIN'!(MOI).EMOkid., Friday, July 18, 2003: (your name here)...what can i say about this girl...well she is my cousin...lol...on the reals though...shes hella madd dope... straight blunt bout her shit...and puts its down for the family....overall shes hella chill...so you niggas that wanna run game on this girl...put it down right...JONATHAN!!! THE DRIVER TO MISSION ROCK WITH THE si! TOO BAD HE'S IN GERMANY NOW!! HOPE U REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE SUPPOSE TO DO A SECURITY CHECK AT MISSION ROCK (WHEN WE WENT TO THE CAR TO DRINK MORE VODKA AND CHASED IT DOWN WITH WATERRRR)!! DRUNKEN DAYS WITH THIS EFFER WAS FUNN!NeTTe, Thursday, July 10, 2003: HMM..WHERE DO I START WID JANA?? THIS GYRL RYTE HERE IS A FUNNY CAT...SHE BE DRESSIN' UP FOR DAYS EVEN IF ITS JUST CHILLEN IN FRONT OF SOMEONES HOUSE...LOL..SHE BE FITTED...NAH BUT JANA IS KOOH AND PRETTY...AYE JANA, "MOVE UR BODY LIKE A SNAKE MA..."HAHAHA...SO WHEN ARE WE GOIN OUT AGAIN??DA LAST TIME WE CHILLED WAS IN DA V...LOL..BUT ALRITE DEN GYRL TAKE CARE AND BE SAFE..to: SHAUNETTE, SHAUNETTE!!! "MOVE UR BODY LIKE A SNAKE MA!" SURE WAS ONE OF MY SONGS AT THE CLUBS!!! RUDY'S AND Q'S WERE THE DAYS ALSO!! BUT IN THE V, GIRL, RAFAEL'S WAS FUN EVEN THOUGH I HAD THE WORST HANGOVER THE NEXT DAY WHICH LASTED THE WHOLE WEEKEND DAMN IT!..tbody

My Interests

BEING THAT HIDDEN WIFE AGGRO mudduh suckahhhhh!!! lol!
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Music:

i like all sorts of genre's... BUT i SOOOO heart freestyle!!! anybody who knows me knows which reggae artist i super lovvvvve!!!

Television:

when i do have time to watch tv, i watch LIFETIME movies, Nick @ Nite especially Fresh Prince of Belair and That's So Raven (she reminds me of myself~~ funny and such a dork!) =Þ , charmed, ER, grey's anatomy, trauma in the ER, untold stories in the ER, paramedics, the first 48 with my loveyyy! without a trace, Judging Amy, CSI.... blah blah blah.. and so on...oh, and the days when I'm working and i can't watch the episode, got DVR right babe? haha YAYUHHHH! oh! can't forget the boondocks (sooo funny!)AND futbol with my loveyyyy as well! (Cristiano Ronaldo is a hottie!)Luca Luca Luca Toni!!!

Books:

mainly anything within the psychology section..( i just LOVE exercising my brain!) haha...also, school books!!

Heroes:

MY BLOODLINE!! I FCUKEN LOVE THEM TO DEATH!!

My Blog

Infatuation Vs Love

After reading this, it made me realize I love my boyfriend even more today than I loved him yesterday!!! =) INFATUATION VS. LOVE  Infatuation is instant desire - one set of glands calling to ano...
Posted by Jana Banana says NO BITCH ASS NESS pls! ha! on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:02:00 PST

EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS! SO FUNNY!

EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS   1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began t...
Posted by Jana Banana says NO BITCH ASS NESS pls! ha! on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:03:00 PST

november 28th!

Your Birthdate: November 28..http://images.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourbirthdatemeanqu iz/birthday.jpg" height="100" width="100">You have a Type A personality so big it makes other Type A's shrink away ...
Posted by Jana Banana says NO BITCH ASS NESS pls! ha! on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 07:42:00 PST

things

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't b...
Posted by Jana Banana says NO BITCH ASS NESS pls! ha! on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:50:00 PST

Thinking about you...

so lately, i've been thinking a lot about you... i remember you and your cousins, me and my cousins playing on the breeze way.  we use to play dodge ball, tag, hide and go seek etc.. oh, and...
Posted by Jana Banana says NO BITCH ASS NESS pls! ha! on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 04:56:00 PST

shopping for valentines day =)

so like yesterday, at band camp... haha.. jk! but yeah, my cousins and i went valentines days shopping for the misters and thinking about what to get them.... we looked at all kinds of bears.... from ...
Posted by Jana Banana says NO BITCH ASS NESS pls! ha! on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 03:03:00 PST

pain!!

okay so like today was my first session of physical therapy.... shiet damn fcuk, it didn't help me whatsoever! boy did the damn car accident really kick me in the ass.... literally! getting rear ended...
Posted by Jana Banana says NO BITCH ASS NESS pls! ha! on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 07:14:00 PST

RRSJC New Year's Eve @ Club Deep

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Posted by Jana Banana says NO BITCH ASS NESS pls! ha! on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 11:12:00 PST

RR-Bullo's bday in San Leandro 12/16

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Posted by Jana Banana says NO BITCH ASS NESS pls! ha! on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 12:22:00 PST

RRSJC Thanksgiving ride pics!!!

here's the Thanksgiving ride pics =) also, i have the video clips of most of the stunts so if you guys know how to put up the video clips on here, TEACH ME HOW haha! i so don't know how!...
Posted by Jana Banana says NO BITCH ASS NESS pls! ha! on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 01:17:00 PST