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The Beards

About Me

As the universe keeps expanding, as do the minds of the musical collective known as Mackerel FM. The Beards have paved the way for others to follow the precarious path that is the future of music. Their work over the last 3 years has been well received and well ochestrated, much madness has been unleashed and even more free mackerel.The band are currently on a shaving holiday to try and revitalise parts of their face that haven't seen the light of day for some time. They will return... and one day when you least expect it, a shiny silver fish will appear in the sky, shimmering hypnoticly, leading you to mackerel heaven. Keep it Hairy!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 06/04/2006
Band Website: Your looking at it.
Band Members: Max Mackerel- Cowbell
Disco Cowboy- Recorder
Funk Farmer- Fishy Business
Stadium Dane- Coconut shells
The Mexican Eeern Shombree- Triangle
Jumping Jack Northy- Dancing with Griffs mum.
The Sultan- Mango Juice
The Magical Mackerel Wizard of Wickedness- Gurning
Influences: The Proclaimers, Bon Jovi, Tom Jones, Barry White, Daniel O'Donnell, Chaz and Dave, Napalm Death and Rolf Harris to mention but a few...
Sounds Like:
Record Label: Mackerel FM
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

The Beards win NASA competition!

'Powdered Mackerel' "I hope they provide us with powdered mackerel" were the first words of Beards frontman Max Mackerel, after receiving news that the band had won the awsome 'Gig on the Moon Competi...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:01:00 GMT

News Flash

Shock Horror! According to inside sources, a copy of 'The Beards' own unique version of the James Brown classic 'Sex Machine' has been stolen and distributed into the local community. It was...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:20:00 GMT