My Sexy little wife, guns, and killin' shit
Anything with guitars, drums and a top 10 spot on MTV
Fuck TV. I got goddamn TiVo bitches
Ones with Pictures, (Nudity Preferable) and 2 sentences per page
My Heroes are probably Jesus, (Not for religious reasons, just cuz He was willing to die for what He believed in) The X-Men, dude think about it! it's the fuckin X-Men! And of course Jon Carry bcuz hiz guna halp us git ouht ov Irak!! (just for the record he's a fuckin idiot)