Muz

Muz grew up in the deep dark jungles of the amazon rainforest due to being abandoned by his exploring parents - Sir Ralph Oxley-Toosh and Dame Edna Oxley-Toosh who were carrying out a scientific expedition to find the myth of the 'Hairless Badger Monkey'... Anyway Muz was found by the mythical hairless badger monkey and was raised by said monkey colony. Muz became king of the monkeys at the age of grand age of 9, where he was worshipped by all the other monkeys. Despite prosperity within the colony, it also brought jelousy and hypocrisy among the bigger of the species. Muz was forced to leave the rainforest due to a military coup involving bananas and pomegranates. He found himself a nice space amongst the cargohold of a plane which destination he did not know...It turned out to be Heathrow, where it was bitingly cold and everybody was a pasty pale colour unlike Muz's. They also had hair unlike Muz. He hitched his way to Hastings in nothing but his underpants ( a key reason as to why he was able to hitch in the first place, as travellers couldn't resist his charms) It was there that he was arrested.
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