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EWood

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Abandoned at birth, I was taken in by a pack of wild badgers who raised me as one of their own. I then joined a travelling circus where I quickly became one of the world's greatest lion jugglers until a tragic ice-cream truck accident put me in a five year long coma. When I awoke, I found that my limbs were useless. I had only one choice... they would have to rebuild me. Thats when I became half-man/ half machine... Oh, wait... maybe that was a movie...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Marshall, Will, and Holly from Land of the Lost, Tom from My Space

My Blog

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