Abandoned at birth, I was taken in by a pack of wild badgers who raised me as one of their own. I then joined a travelling circus where I quickly became one of the world's greatest lion jugglers until a tragic ice-cream truck accident put me in a five year long coma. When I awoke, I found that my limbs were useless. I had only one choice... they would have to rebuild me. Thats when I became half-man/ half machine...
Oh, wait... maybe that was a movie...
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Marshall, Will, and Holly from Land of the Lost,
Tom from My Space
