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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The Controversial One
Birthday: November 16
Current Location: Gaza Strip, Michigan (Detroit)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Nigerian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Dress Loafers
Your Weakness: Women
Your Fears: The Michigan Democratic Party Taking Over Education
Your Perfect Pizza: I hate Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Building a One Conservative Army
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Go to Hell You Slime
Thoughts First Waking Up: Love Making To My Woman
Your Best Physical Feature: D*&@
Your Bedtime: 1:00AM
Your Most Missed Memory: Losing the Election to Jennifer Granholm
Pepsi or Coke: Neither. H2O Is my preference.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Panara Bread
Single or Group Dates: Single Dating Only With My Mate
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Green Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: I have a Light Skinned Sister!!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee cream Black woman
Do you Smoke: Weed and 51s only...LOLOLOL
Do you Swear: On the hour ever hour
Do you Sing: Only when the Saints Are Coming Home
Do you Shower Daily: Of Course. I Cannot Smell Like Yesterday
Have you Been in Love: Yes, right now.
Do you want to go to College: Naw..I'm just going for the hell of it..what the hell do you think?
Do you want to get Married: Nope. I cannot afford it.
Do you belive in yourself: Of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when the Democrats are talking..LOL
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes.
Are you a Health Freak: I'm a freak for my special someone.
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: No. They lead to other destructive things.
Do you play an Instrument: I tout my horn.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Appleton
In the past month have you Smoked: I smoked this person in a debate. Trying to step up to the Black Conservatives.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Tylenol, Motrin, Viagara, Ritalin, etc....
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, I loved it.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, I hated it.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, I'm not an oreo. I'm Black.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Oh you mean eat %^$#@ yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, to clown a democrat who tried to step to me.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope, but I've dumped out the trash.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in my tub.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Man, do it look like i'm a crook?
Ever been Drunk: Yes, every new year's eve.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, my woman calls me this daily.
Ever been Beaten up: I've beaten up the &*%%$
Ever Shoplifted: The police caught me and said.."Can I get what you stole?"
How do you want to Die: Banging
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Toys R Us Kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Nigeria
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown or Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Black or Brown
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: Dosen't matter
Best Clothing Style: Professional Dress
Number of Drugs I have taken: Speed, Robitussin, etc..
Number of CDs I own: Too Many
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not finishing school at 22 years old.
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