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Patient Zero

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a work in progress. Every week there is a new me, I assure you that this is all true. Check my cells and find out. Eric --
[noun]:
A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.comI like a lot of things that a lot of people like and enjoy a lot of things that most people don't.I'm a writer, I work with sock puppets, make my own mexican wrestler masks, I find tragedy to be hilarious if the timing is right. I like talking about sex while opening bottles because the cork popping always seems to come in on cue. I love cartoons and still get up early on saturdays for them...is that so wrong? I love caffeine and believe everyone should be hopped up on a pot of extra strong coffee everyday. It would make life a lot more interesting if somehow everyone went out wearing a name tag.I enjoy a good book and if you like either Douglas Adams or Chuck Palahniuk, I can tell you that we are going to be friends...or at the very least aquaintances.I am. That should be enough for now. Things may get a little more interesting when the nyquil wears off.Your results:
You are George Liquor
George Liquor 99.9%
Wolverine 70%
Spider-Man 70%
Hulk 65%
Mr Fantastic. 65%
The Thing 65%
Green Lantern 65%
Jimmy The Idiot Boy 55%
The Flash 45%
Iron Man 40%
Batman 35% You are a loud mouthed, un-abashed asshole, and are DAMN proud of it. You make sure you're always right, even if you're not, and always, and I mean always make everyone believe it! Yes, you are George Liquor, AMERICAN!
Click here to take the "Which fictitious figure from comics or cartoons are you?" quiz...
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

God and tell him a thing or two about where he screwed up. Then have him smite me down for being an infidel.Now...for you to meet me, this is what you must know. I hate these fucking surveys, so memorize my answers.

My Blog

Surfing---

Rules! Oh My God! How in the hell did I live in SoCal for so long and never tried surfing. Went this morning with my homie Ray Charles and it was one of the most exhilarating experiences of my life...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 00:53:00 GMT

The Lottery: Last Resort for the Desperate

How many times have you seen an almost destitute person rush to the front of the line 30 minutes before a lottery drawing and throw away 10 dollars they could use for bread, milk, and eggs to feed the...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 21:51:00 GMT

New Year, Old Beer or How the first 6 days and change went.

So far so good.The year began with a roar, literally, a roar. It came from my friend Jon (the real Jacko), and it was a mix of heavy metal fervor and drunken lust. This was of course followed by the...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 22:19:00 GMT

the blinding white page...the digital format and the former tree

Ever read a book so good, it makes you want to write one too? The ever daunting task of writing a book is not that difficult, but never the less, it remains very daunting. ...and then it's haunting....
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 00:23:00 GMT

America's Got Gas....

Problems. So what do people do about it? They bitch and moan as people tend to do. Paying more at the pump per gallon than they should. I've heard people whine about how it costs $150 bucks to fil...
Posted by on Sun, 07 May 2006 22:03:00 GMT

I smell of sex and...

For some reason out in the world, people love to fuck like mad rabbits in heat. God bless them and their porno driven, mindless acrobatics of reckless fornication! Jump to nine months later and the ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 20:55:00 GMT

And the floodgates open

Sometimes, in the life of a man he meets a girl he really likes. And then he gets dumped, rejected, or you piss them off, or you act the fool, or become the biggest asshole they've ever met. And the...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 22:20:00 GMT

139 Dollars changed my computers life!

The wonders of Apple, and how amazing it is once you cave and spend the money to upgrade. So now I'm on Mac X 10.4.3 which of course will be replaced in a matter of minutes by 10.4.4 and then by 10.4...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 23:32:00 GMT

disastrous distractions or how to avoid everything

Sometime between breakfast and bedtime, there were massive tasks to accomplish. Clean up here, pick up there, feed the dog, walk the dog, make some coffee, read the paper, make some phone calls, do s...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 02:20:00 GMT

The Road To Inspirado...or ode to the D. (sort of)

It's dark. It's always dark. Except for the monitor and a barely there cigarette, there is no visible light. Before me is a blank digital page of Final Draft. In my head are too many thoughts and ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 19:27:00 GMT