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*mallory*

Beautiful Disaster

About Me

I'm passionate about many things: my car, my cats, my sewing machine, FABRIC, costume history, sleep, faith, friends, fairies, food, black and white photography, driving at night with the sunroof open, watching movies I love over and over again, and honesty. One of my legs is longer than the other. I've got so many phobias they come out of my ears. I've been to more weddings than most people attend in an entire lifetime. I bake like no one's business, but can't really cook worth a damn. I don't really want to have kids. I want to go to Europe by the time I'm 30. I was taller than all but one of the basketball players on my high school's varsity team. I went on my first date at the age of 22. I never really felt like I fit in with anyone until I became a theatre major. I'm determined to be truly content with who I am by the time I start my next job and I can't wait to see what happens next.a

My Interests

Theatre, sewing, sociology/anthropology, Karaoke, badminton, Scrabble, Nutcrackers, Fairies, historic homes, historic cars, your mom.

I'd like to meet:

People just as tall as me. Vera Wang, fashion designer extraordinaire. People who won't judge me for driving a BMW. People who will judge me for watching American Idol. People who never lose their cool, who toss out quirky vocabulary words to cheer me up, and who find cheesy jokes awesome.

Music:

Goldfrapp, Mogwai, Telepopmusik, Thievery Corporation, Massive Attack, Audio Bullys, Tricky, Unkle, Portishead, Poe, Imogen Heap, John Mayer Trio, Tool, India Arie, Anna Nalick, Fiona Apple, Shinedown, A Perfect Circle, Ra, Revis, Breaking Benjamin, Loreena McKennitt, Ella Fitzgerald, Linkin Park, Default, Hoobastank, Crossfade, Josh Groban, Paul Oakenfold, Evanescence, The Crystal Method, Garbage, Jennifer Knapp, Bon Jovi, Boston, The Killers, Natasha Beddingfield, Lacuna Coil, sometimes NIN, System of a Down, and Green Day. Pretty much anything but Rufus Wainwright, hardcore rap and banjo-plunkin' knee-slappin' country. A little bit of this, a little bit of that.

Movies:

The Goonies, Clue, Wedding Crashers, The Fifth Element, LOTR, Shaun of the Dead, The Matrix Trilogy (don't hate, now!), King Kong, A Knight's Tale, Wimbledon, Camelot, All of the Harry Potter movies, The Princess Bride, You Got Served and Honey (for the hip-hop ONLY), House of Flying Daggers, Sideways, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, The Underworld movies (again, don't hate on me), Dangerous Liasons, Blast from the Past, George of the Jungle, and Chronicles of Narnia. Others, I'm sure.

Television:

Unsolved Mysteries, Supernatural, Smallville, American Idol, LOST, Heroes, House, Bones, Family Guy, openly guilty pleasure: Robot Chicken.

Books:

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, A Confederacy of Dunces (which I still have to finish), most plays by Oscar Wilde, LOTR (which I still have to finish), The Oath, The Visitation, The Bible, He's Just Not That Into You.

Heroes:

Vera Wang, Nicole Miller, Julie Taymor, my mom, Dan's mom ;-), German vehicle engineers, the inventor of Axe body spray, my Aunt Karen, Rennies, Mary-Catherine Caffrey (she will be famous some day, I guarantee it), and Stewie from Family Guy.