I'd like to meet:
ryan heil talks a good game about barbecue, but that's about where it ends.
Music:
beach boys. beatles. radiohead. wilco. rogue wave. dears. interpol. sigur ros. elvis costello. phil spector. elliott smith.
Movies:
bad santa. dark knight. bad santa.
Television:
help me howard. curb your enthusiasm. alan partridge.
Books:
The Road. 1984. Famous Pictures of Naked People. Youth In Revolt. His Dark Materials. Dark Knight Returns. The Watchmen. Harry Potter.
Heroes:
larry david and/or stan lee.