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Lewi lewi

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

As the sun ascended, I thought to myself: Perhaps I'm secretly an optimist. Shortly thereafter, I ran to the bathroom and vomited.

My Interests

Film. Whiskey. Laughing. Food.

I'd like to meet:

Kubrick

Music:

Musicians with beards and sweaters are usually good.

Movies:

Hitchcock. Kubrick. PT Anderson. Cassevetes.

Television:

Designing women. Ren and Stimpy.

Books:

The Da Vince code was so amazing..... I'm sorry I can't keep this joke going.

Heroes:

TThe Alligator, the Dove, the Kookaburra, the Ram, the Ant, the Dragon, the Leopard, the Raven, the Antelope, the Dragonfly, the Lion, the Raccoon, the Armadillo, the Ducks, the Lizard, the Road Runner, the Badger, the Eagle, the Llama, the Robin, the Bat, the Egret very much, the Loon, the Rooster, the Bear, the Elephant, the Lynx, the Sea Anemone, the Beaver, the Elk, the Magpie, the Seahorse, the Blackbird, the Falcon, the Margay, the Seal, the Blue Jay, the Fish, the Monkey, the Skunk, the Boar, the Flamingo, the Mockingbird, the Snail, the Buffalo, the Fox, the Moose, the Snake, the Bull, the Frog, the Mouse, the Spider, the Butterfly, the Giraffe in particular, the Ocelot, the Squirrel, the Camel, the Gorilla, the Opossum, the Swallow, the Cardinal, the Grackle, the Otter, the Swan, the Cat, the Grasshopper, the Owl, the Tapir in particular, the Catbird, the Griffin, the Panther, the Tarantula.

My Blog

I just got cable.

My roommates and I just bought digital cable. I haven't had cable in a long time and when I did I just watched the two or three shows on HBO that didn't make me want to sharpen my finger nails and dig...
Posted by Lewi lewi on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:47:00 PST

Old screenplays and new lives.

Hello! Been a while friends. Well, I guess I will start out by saying that I live on the South Hill now. I love everything about it, except for the faggots. I always seem to find one in my front room ...
Posted by Lewi lewi on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:22:00 PST

Mission statement

Everyone you know, someday, will die. We all know it but few of us let it inspire us. Who's afraid of looking foolish? There's no point in that anymore. We have so little time in this place. There's n...
Posted by Lewi lewi on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:56:00 PST

Shower streams and mid-day dreams

Rain drops are like small soldiers cleansing our towns of the unpleaseant remains of our bad decisions. I'm sure each drop of rain wears a conspicuous grin because it knows something we don't. Gift gi...
Posted by Lewi lewi on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 12:01:00 PST

Parania strikes deep

Clap your hands say yeah if your young dumb and full of cum. O, me too. E.G. my profile picture. When isolated in my bedroom, i feel utterly stupid for practically every decision I make. I feel as if ...
Posted by Lewi lewi on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 12:24:00 PST

An open letter

I think I've forgotten what it feels like to get genuine affection from a girl. It's been so long. I refuse to force ackward conversation with some random girl at some shitty party. It's a begrudging ...
Posted by Lewi lewi on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 01:09:00 PST

On the verge

Today, I was watching my mom play with my three year old cousin. If you didn't know her, you would assume that she was his mother. As I watched her interact with him, it dawned on me, I was practicall...
Posted by Lewi lewi on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 10:11:00 PST

What I've learned this School year.

I'm starting to get the feeling that all teachers are failed stand-up comedians. It never deviates, every quarter, my instructor will be on track with his curriculum, then here it comes, "Brazil is a ...
Posted by Lewi lewi on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 11:51:00 PST

An insight into my life

I am watching the scene in Rocky 2 when Rocky is sprinting through the streets of Philidalphia and all of the kids chase after him. Hundreds of kids follow Rocky to the top of the staircase leading to...
Posted by Lewi lewi on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:06:00 PST

UFC vs Boxing

Fuck em both, I'd rather see Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears have a coke snort off.
Posted by Lewi lewi on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 03:11:00 PST