eliza

I neither endorse nor wholly understand this whole MySpace thing, but Support Daniel McGowan has let it be known that his page is going to have some kind of visible link to mine (by what means I do not exactly know), which leaves me feeling a vague dread that strangers will view my profile and form the conclusion that I have neither friends nor interests. So:In case you are curious I am a happy, well-adjusted llama who likes froggies and sun-ripened tomatoes and pasted this profile entirely from Friendster, now on to the plan. The plan is to take over the world. The central figure in this plan is your mother. I can't explain to you how she figures into this, or how she will be instrumental to our ability to control and mediate the minds of every individual ever born, past, present or future--I know you're disappointed, but just fuckin' deal. All I can tell you now is that part one has already been accomplished, part two has also been carried out to completion, part three is progressing well and once part four is set into motion, there will be no stopping it, the world will be ours! Long live the llamas!! ps. BUZZER! (just kidding) pps. if you find the above useless or stupid, or simply do not get it, see the quote cited below. "There’s nothing constant in the world, All ebb and flow, and every shape that’s born Bears in its womb the seeds of change."