About Me

I am a 22 year old graduate Michigan State University. I'm living around Frederick, Maryland and I just got a new job at Lonza doing biological manufacturing. I love music, tae kwon do, ultimate frisbee, political/religious/philisophical discussions and good books. I am a half-Jew, recovering Mormon, atheist, Frisbeetarian, Pastafarian, Discordian.
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My Interests

Tae Kwon Do, soccer, frisbee, wrestling, guitar, piano, music of most any type (not country or gangsta rap), philosophy, politics, science, science fiction, dancing (particularly to techno), snuggling.

I'd like to meet:

Coheed and Cambria, Jackie Chan, Ralph Nader, Jane Goodall, Brandi Chastain, Janine Lindemulder, Dean Kamen, Joe Satriani, Tarja Turunen, Ray Kurzweil, and anybody nice who can hold an interesting conversation.

Music:

A, Ace of Base, Anti-flag, At the Drive In, Bad Religion, Blue Man Group, Brazil, Bright Eyes, Cake, Coheed and Cambria, Cursive, Dream Theater, Eiffel 65, George Clinton, Joe Satriani, Kamelot, Karmella's Game, Liquid Tension Experiment, Mad Caddies, MC Hawking, Mindless Self Indulgence, My Chemical Romance, Nightwish, Queen, Refused, Sparta, Sonata Arctica, Symphony X, The Cure, The Faint, The Gorgeous, The Hippos, The Mars Volta, The Mr. T Experience, The Postal Service, The Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Thrice, Zebrahead

Movies:

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Hero, Legend of Drunken Master, Gorgeous, Mr. Nice Guy, Garden State, Fight Club, American Beauty, The Ladies Man, Six String Samurai, Dark City, The Big Empty

Television:

Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law, Futurama, Sealab 2021, Scrubs

Books:

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Heroes:

Archimedes, Leonardo da Vinci, Ray Park, Jackie Chan, Isaac Newton, Ralph Nader, Jane Goodall, Mia Hamm, Dean Kamen, Joe Satriani, Ray Kurzweil, Isaac Asimov, Frank Herbert, Gandhi, Jello Biafra, Bruce Lee, Bill Cosby, Martin Luther King Jr, Pele

My Blog

Latest poetry

Clomp clomp, out the door, with luck he won't come backThis essential distraction lets us go on the attack He's gone for good this time, we hopeHis car squeals down the streetSo to his ro...
Posted by Evan on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:33:00 PST

Ultimate Frisbee

Now that spring has begun tantalizing us with sparse days of sun-drenched bliss, my door has been near destroyed under the frantic knocks of fervent couriers delivering unto me communiques from lands ...
Posted by Evan on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:43:00 PST

new song

These are the lyrics to the newest song I've written for the Stealth Hawkes:As the dwindling sun gives its last crimson raysHe draws one ragged breath kneels down and he praysTo his gods, to his hopes...
Posted by Evan on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:03:00 PST

New song, first show!!

Finally, the Stealth Hawkes are scheduled to have a live show. We should be playing at the Blue Elephant in downtown Frederick on February 3rd starting between 2:30 and 3:00. It is pretty ...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:34:00 PST

stealth hawkes rap

A brief explanation: My band is called the Stealth Hawkes. We play acoustic bluegrass with hints of other influences, and lots of banjo. Jon, the banjo/harmonica/rhythm guitar man, h...
Posted by Evan on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:10:00 PST

Poetry at work

So today while I was in the lab I wrote a new poem. I dedicate this poem particularly to Allison U, and to a lesser extent Ashley B, Christine J, Meredith C, Sharon (the one from Michigan, not ...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 02:49:00 PST

Poem

I wrote this poem for a reason that would take more time to explain than the story is worth. So to make life simple, I wrote this poem for no reason. Should bubblings on the bayoubring ...
Posted by Evan on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:29:00 PST

framed

So I was thinking about mattresses and why it would occur to the first person to put them on some sort of frame. Then I figured that just like paintings, mattresses look better with a frame to t...
Posted by Evan on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 01:22:00 PST

tattoo advice

So I am considering getting a new tattoo to balance out my current one. At present, I have two stick figure ninjas fighting on my right ass cheek. I am thinking that I w...
Posted by Evan on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:52:00 PST

miracles = disbelief?

So I read a few days ago about some priests who suggested that a belief in miracles amounts to atheism. As far as I can tell, their reasoning goes like this: God created...
Posted by Evan on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 09:28:00 PST