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Who am I? I am that guy who loves the sensation you get right when you go pee after already holding it in for 2 hours. I am that guy who loves the piercing tickle you get when you pierce your nipples. I am that guy who loves to watch two thrill seeking combatants duke it out in a very exciting game of ping pong. I am that guy who loves to sit on the toilet and think about the art of the "one hand clap". I am that guy who has not yet missed a single showing of The National Geographic's Marathon reruns. I am that guy who likes to live dangerously such as a redbull before bedtime. I am that guy who always has their hand in their pocket playing a good game of "pocket pool". I am that guy who always comes out a winner playing Bingo. I am that guy who loves talking loudly on a cell phone in the library. I am that guy you can count on to cut you off and then give you the finger on the freeway. And I am definitely that guy you look down upon to give your own life much more greater satisfaction knowing the fact that there is someone on this planet who has it worst than you do!