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Gabe

About Me

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You. No, not really. Why? Are you attractive? Filthy rich? Do you happen to have a case of advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage? If so, I may be able to accomodate you.And the Colts! Both tackles, tight end, one guard, quarter back, running back, both receivers, and then..and then a backup guy.

My Blog

20 Tips For Surviving Life in the Workplace

1 Never offer to make coffee In an open plan office there is a ritual where everyone waits hours for the first person to say: "Who wants a coffee?" That person then finds themselves in the kitchen for...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 14:26:00 GMT

Dreaming with a broken heart

When you're dreaming with a broken heartThen waking up is the hardest partYou roll out of bed and down on your kneesAnd for a moment you can hardly breathe Wondering was she really here?Is she standin...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 00:10:00 GMT

It was too good to be true..

My head wouldn't let me believe it would happen, even though my heart wanted it to...  I guess my head > heart It feels like someone just dumped me...and slept with my best friend...and kicked m...
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 23:27:00 GMT

Incredible...

Somehow the Lakers have managed to pull away with a 3-1 lead over the Suns.  With the Clippers knocking out the Nuggets tomorrow night (), this should lead to a second round matchup between the C...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 20:12:00 GMT

I'm not an attention whore, why do you ask? *click here*

Yeah, so I'm changing my page song every other day.  I tried to find The End of the Innocence by Don Henley and Bruce Hornsby, but naturally both artists don't have the song, so I simply settled ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 03:14:00 GMT

Busy

Class is ramping up quickly; perhaps I took too many classes this quarter.  Work is stealing its fair share of my day, and with volunteer and research possibly coming up soon, I have no idea wher...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 00:20:00 GMT