Groundskeeper Willie profile picture

Groundskeeper Willie

Shit happens.... just flush the toilet.

About Me

To Do: since I'm 18 now.
Strip Club
Buy Tobacco
Stay out past 12:00!!
Commit statutory rape
Sign draft enrollment papers
Buy something dirty at pricillas, or Christie's Toybox
Go to the Casino.
My old Wall
Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
We all fall down like toy soldiers
Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win
But the battle wages on for toy soldiers
Get Your Own Voice Player Manage
Nothing will ever hold me back
I will always perservere though all the shit I face
I'll always win in the end
I'm for real
I'm funny
I'll keep pretending nothing can hurt me
Afterall, I am Superman.
Sadly, my only weakness is forgiveness.
I'll always forgive those who cross me
No matter how deeply it hurt
I'm addicted to love
I feel so empty without it
Right now, I'm empty.
I love to have fun
I love to make people laugh
I pretend to not be afraid of new people
But I know what its like.
I know what its like to be new
So I talk to every single one of them.
I try to be understanding
I try to make everyone happy
I try not to be selfish, but sometimes I can't help it
I love music
I love girls
Girls love me
I'm kinda ugly
But charisma has always been a big part of me
I'm glad im not hot because then I would just be fed shit by people.
People who are not really interested in me.
I like me for the way I am.
You should too.
I don't take well to unnesessary bitchyness
If you have a soul, im interested.
Do you have to let it linger?.

My Interests

I have two cats.

I'd like to meet:

Hahaha.

People and things that have changed my life:
(Honestly, in NO order.

Nick Coy

I've known Nick since 7th grade. He's been a really great friend to me since we started talking. We've always had things in common, and the conversation has never gotten boring. Sadly, I stopped talking to him for an entire year because he made me feel like shit. I took everything personally and hid it, but now I don't, and I wish I didn't. That is one year of memories I've missed out with him. No worries though, heres to many memories in the future.
The Incident

After this happened, it changed me a little bit. I'm still not afraid of anything really, but it made me mistrust and doubt my friends. My old policy was "Trust them completly until they betray you." Well, betrayal can be a misconception. I abandoned that old policy for a long time, but then I realized there is no other way for me to live.
Taryn Jones

This is the first person I've truly met that made me feel like I was flying. My everything was about her, and I loved it. I'd say shes my first real love. Most people regret the things they've done, but I dont. She's taught me many things in life, all to better myself. I'm very saddened to think we can't talk anymore. It's a real change from lover to nothing, not a good change either. It used to be so amazing, and now it's kind of like a void? I could go on and on because she is simply the one I have the most memories with, but I wont. I will be honest though, I looked at this picture tonight, for the first time in months and cried. I just miss what we had I guess.
Lacey Jade

Lacey Jade Gilbreath's been a friend since 11th grade. I wish I would've met her sooner. She is one of the best people I know. I can go to her with anything. We have the exact same taste in music. Lacey's loved me for me for the longest time, and I'm glad to call her my friend. It makes me smile to think if life doesnt work out for either of us by the age of 30, we're married. I hope the best for her though, she deserves it.
Michael Craighead

Mike's shown me its possible to not care and be cool. He's the most unique person I've ever met. He just doesnt care. He has his head on straight. He's nice. He's no traitor, and I could trust him with my life... although he might use my hand to tickle his foot once in awhile. I met him through Nick and Jimmy, and I thank both of them for it.
Smoking

Smoking, although it will kill me in the end, lets me get away from it all and think or talk. When I'm alone I just get 5 mins to look around and have some alone time. It's kept me sane. When I have people to smoke with we just talk, no goal in the conversation, just talking. I really enjoy it, sorry if you dont.
Steed Sanders

Steed and I became real friends at the beginning of 11th grade. We've had our big fights, but we've settled them. I always have a good time with Steed, he's hilarious. We've decided to move in together after high school, and it will be a blast. We hang alot. Hes really cool, and most-def my best friend. I couldn't really ask for more in a real friend.

Television:

Family Guy, Colbet Report, Daily Show, Futurama

Books:

The Alphabet of Manliness

Heroes:

David!