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Swampdonkey #17

I'm tired

About Me

I kill penalties, that's what I do.

My Interests

roller hockey, getting yelled at by Ruppy, wiffleball, drinking, camping, driving around, selling my body on the street, texas hold em, sarcasm, working out, stand-up comedy

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who doesn't annoy me, a friend with a hot tub that would let me use it whenever I wanted, even if they were home or not, and a midget. You have tohave a sense of humor, if I don't make fun of you on a frequent basis, it's because I don't like you.

Music:

I really like all music except country, because it blows

Television:

ESPN,NHL,

Books:

" So, you're incredible in the sack, the curse that we all want."

My Blog

Dunkin Donuts finally hears our cries!!

I recently wrote an e-mail to the fantastic chain of Dunkin Donuts about adding a particular item to their menu. Something every breakfast menu should include..the hash brown. Think about it...
Posted by Swampdonkey #17 on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:30:00 PST

I don't understand advertising at all

Advertising makes no sense on some levels. There are so many things that consumers use that advertising on any levels do not affect. For instance, Pepsi. Did anyone start drinking pepsi b...
Posted by Swampdonkey #17 on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:52:00 PST

Chain bulletins suck, but, I want to do one to see if it comes around.

I think i'm going to make a bulletin and make dumb people continue it, just to see how lame people are. Something like "if you don't repost this within 5 minutes your parents will die from ecoli ...
Posted by Swampdonkey #17 on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:30:00 PST

How I know i'm getting old.....

... is the fact that I only realized that CHRISTMAS is approaching just before the month of December. I mean, we all know it's coming, but it didn't hit me until this late in the g...
Posted by Swampdonkey #17 on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:44:00 PST

More thoughts and unanswered questions.

I have always wondered how wind is generated, and how did it start? Did everyone just kinda breathe heavily at once and it started a reaction? Also, if there is no gravity in space, and there is real...
Posted by Swampdonkey #17 on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:22:00 PST

My new plan to be a millionaire

This is going to work, I know it.   Ok, first I need to find out and be involved in every Christmas yankee swap in the ENTIRE New England area. This includes charitable events, ones held at p...
Posted by Swampdonkey #17 on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:18:00 PST

It's been awhile since my last blog. Random thoughts

First, I have looked at an instructional video on how to moonwalk,so i'm on my way to a life long dream. I intend on moonwalking everywhere once I know how. To work, in the mall, all the time, it'...
Posted by Swampdonkey #17 on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:42:00 PST

There are two certainties in life

We as an entire state will hate the Yankees, and dog owners will "ad-lib" conversations between dogs, or what their one dig is "thinking/saying". You know you do it.
Posted by Swampdonkey #17 on Sat, 20 May 2006 11:38:00 PST

Men may be dogs, but it's a shame women arent.

I would love to meet a chick like my dog. Listens and DOES everything I say, shakes her ass when I come home and sticks her nose in my crotch. And to top it all off, DOESN'T SAY A WORD
Posted by Swampdonkey #17 on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 11:32:00 PST

I seriously LOL, you gotta read this

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."I said "WHAT??!! What w...
Posted by Swampdonkey #17 on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 04:50:00 PST