Sports, music, and alcohol.
I'd like to meet George Bush so I can get some damn good drugs off of him.
Anything but rap. You can't spell crap without rap.
Comedies... Tommy Boy, Monty Python, National Lampoon's, etc.
Sportscenter, Seinfeld, Family Guy, and That 70's show. Also, Saved by the Bell, but it's never on anymore.
I like the Dan Brown novels, Lord of the Rings, and anything about baseball.
My dad, my mom, and my dog.