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THE joel baker maaaate

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About Me

wel i love rugby,women n beer.im a fun kinda guy always doin mad shizzle.i like every kind of music but mostly ma hip hop,but do like a rave wiv ma buds wen pissed lol.erm wot else can i say realy.IM V SEXI hahah ;)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: joel baker
Birthday: 12/12/88
Birthplace: oldham
Current Location: northwich/whitley bay
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: erm movin on
Height: erm 6ft 6ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: rite
Your Heritage: erm wot that mean lmao
The Shoes You Wore Today: erm stan smiths
Your Weakness: wen i drink i turn into rambo lol
Your Fears: erm frogs lol
Your Perfect Pizza: tuna n sweetcorn
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: erm av the best december ever wiv ma 18f n every1 elses
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol - like every1 elses
Thoughts First Waking Up: bop 1 off or wtf did i do las nite haha
Your Best Physical Feature: ma sexi body lol
Your Bedtime: wenever
Your Most Missed Memory: duno
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcd
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton ice T
Chocolate or Vanilla: choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: yer
Do you Swear: yer
Do you Sing: all the time lol - well shit tho lol
Do you Shower Daily: yer
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: erm probs
Do you belive in yourself: yer
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no im wel ugly lol
Are you a Health Freak: not realy
Do you get along with your Parents: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: not arsed realy
Do you play an Instrument: i play the banjo ;)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yer
In the past month have you Smoked: yer
In the past month have you been on Drugs: erm haha
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yer if trafford centre counts
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: im always naked lol
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yer sum lockets yesterday lol cos ma throat was sore n i onli ad 2.50 on me so bort fags n niked the lockets hahaha
Ever been Drunk: no oj im always pissd,pissed now lol
Ever been called a Tease: yer
Ever been Beaten up: erm u erd tyhe expression baker got twated in manchester by lesbos...that was named after me lol
Ever Shoplifted: yer
How do you want to Die: erm drugs overdose lol or oversexd either or
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: police
What country would you most like to Visit: kazakstan t meet borat lol
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blond
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: atleast 5 10 lol
Weight: heffer lmao na average lol
Best Clothing Style: erm naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: 4 lol
Number of CDs I own: erm
Number of Piercings: 3 - both ears n tongue
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none realy,mayb beeing expelled a few times lol
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My Interests

rugby,woman n beer!!

I'd like to meet:

ppl put realy important ppl like martin luther king or nelson mandella or sum1 like that,but im guna say ma nxt door neighbour cos never met them haha

Music:

i love ma music - erm everyfink from biggie to girls aloud to the artic monkeys. my favs are mainly rap n rNb but i do listen to: westlife,blue,take that,o-town,biggie,pac,dre,game,50,puff daddy,snoop,nelly,jagged edge,jodeci,bone thugz n harmony,ja rule,r kelly u get ma drift. but i gotta say the best choon ever is truesteppers ft victoria beckham n dane bowers - out of ur mind haha

Movies:

erm best films are the english 1s like: lock stock and two smokin barrels,football factory,green street,snatch n then ya got the tartentinos like pulp fiction,kill bill 1 n 2 n then possibly the best film ever is scarface

Television:

in order of time on tv haha jeremy kyle show scrubs neighbours simpsons hollyoaks corrie/eastenders haha

Books:

nuts,zoo FHM haha

Heroes:

me mate cos i am THEE joel baker