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About Me

I've given up on the idea of pretending to be a responsible adult. It just doesn't work. I've got a degree, which is totally wasted in this economic climate, and would love for someone to give me a journalistic opinion column. Seriously, wind me up and watch me go!I like tequila and feta cheese (well most forms of cheese actually, especially if they contain peppers), sex shoes, ocelots, pirates, getting wet and boys who wear makeup. I don't like mean people, mornings or boys from aspley.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ellie 'Excess' Fae
Birthday: 1st July
Birthplace: Nottingham
Current Location: Nottingham
Eye Color: Blue (or green if i'm really mad)
Hair Color: Black
Height: No idea
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: No idea
The Shoes You Wore Today: I haven't worn any shoes yet
Your Weakness: Boys with green eyes
Your Fears: None
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham and mushroom and pineapple and lots and lots of cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get back to uni
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Grr!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I? How did I get here?
Your Best Physical Feature: Its written somewhere that the eyes are the window to the soul ....
Your Bedtime: When it starts to get light
Your Most Missed Memory: What's that supposed to mean?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, preferably in powder form
MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccy D's (dirty burgers, yeah!)
Single or Group Dates: What?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Not usually
Do you Swear: All the time
Do you Sing: Sometimes
Do you Shower Daily: Unless I have a bath. I like getting wet.
Have you Been in Love: Yeah
Do you want to go to College: I've already been
Do you want to get Married: For a giggle maybe ....
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah, no-one else will
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Its amazing what a bit of black eyeliner can do
Are you a Health Freak: Hell no!
Do you get along with your Parents: See above
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: I can but don't. I sing instead
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep, I had vodka for breakfast
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: How do you define date?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: We don't have malls in England!!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Probably
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but I wanted to
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Not really
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: In a spectacularly rock n roll manner, preferably on stage
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A rock n roll superstar
What country would you most like to Visit: Thailand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: None
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't really matter
Height: Not a shortarse
Weight: Doesn't bother me
Best Clothing Style: Dressed as a pirate
Number of Drugs I have taken: er .... I have no idea
Number of CDs I own: see above
Number of Piercings: 8
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Like-minded fuck ups and dirty rock n rollers, Pretty boys and people who'll expand my mind

adopt your own virtual pet!
You Are 30% Weird
Not enough to scare other people...
But sometimes you scare yourself. How Weird Are You?
You Are 60% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?

My Blog

Bad things that have happened to me today ...

1) My hairdryer broke2) AngryDad said lots of mean things about me, including that I'm a very selfish person and that's why no-one loves me (I was on my way to volunteer at a charity shop. Hmmm ...)3)...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Jul 2009 10:36:00 GMT

And another thing ...

While I've got my blog face on I'd like to vent my frustration at a certain inexplicable behaviour of the male race.No offence guys (some of you are my best friends!), but why, oh why do you constantl...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:08:00 GMT

Ellie does proper grown-up driving!

Ha ha! Laugh all you want, but today I took to the road for my best performance yet.Oh yes, it was spectacular!So good, in fact, that I'm going to try a test route next week - complete with manouvres ...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:03:00 GMT

Italy 2009

Got back from Italy on Tuesday night with more than I bargained for - Swine Flu, Foot AIDS and a sunburned bum - and was disappointed to discover that, whilst we'd had two days solid of torrential rai...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 10:52:00 GMT

Suicide Tuesday

Baby blue eyes torn asunder,heart ripped out, bones left to shudder.I don't know what's left to dobut I'm not safe when I'm with you.
Posted by on Sat, 23 May 2009 11:53:00 GMT

A random rant about the meaning of success

A friend of mine got me thinking today ....There are rules and ways of behaving that are deemed right and appropriate or wrong. Morals and codes that we live our life by. Who decided them and how do w...
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 06:18:00 GMT

Adventures With the Dog, Part Two: In Which Ellie Overcomes Her Fear of Fish

Fish aren't actually that scaryActually, they're quite stupid and lazy.On my walks around Wollaton Park I've had various encounters with the wildlife (including, if you remember, the incident where I ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 14:07:00 GMT

The Plot

I have The Plot. I must not lose it under any circumstance as it will guide me through times of discombobulation. (I also have The Power)Words of wisdom please ...'Geese can be troublesome.' - Stoner ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:47:00 GMT

Bambi is evil

Adventures with the Dog, Part One: In which Ellie is Nearly Trampled to Death by a Herd of Irate Deer.Forget what Disney taught you; deer are evil. I was out walking my neighbour's dog last Friday in ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 08:21:00 GMT

Beware the midnight barber

Never trust the midnight barber. He comes when you're asleep.He gets you high and cuts your hair and all you can do is weep.He cut my locks and pinched my frock, I thought him very rude.There's just o...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 08:27:00 GMT