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Eris

you wanna hug it out? lets hug it out bitch

About Me


I'm the shit! Everyone who knows me swears I'm a guy trapped inside a girls body. I love football, wearing sweats, and sitting around drinking a beer. I also like goin to the gym to "pump a little iron". I have a pretty good sense of humor and "don't get mad about anything"(or so my friends say).
I'm currently a junior at the University of Montana. I just switched my major to Applied Health Science, with a minor Child Psychology. I want to design and own an athletic club for kids, so they can go work out, swim, and play basketball without any parents or big people around. While I'm earning the money to do that, I want to work with big corporations to develop fitness programs for their employees and help reduce their insurance premiums, and also teach children's aerobics.
My favorite parts of life include: CUDDLING!!!, dancing(swing, hip hop, jazz, salsa, grindin', I do it all!) fruit snacks, Baha Blast, slap boxing, Value Village, moshi pillows, kisses, watching movies... of all kinds, camping, Giraffiey, driving in my car, intense games of beer pong, puddle jumping, cooking, waking up with a special boy laying next to you, playing with small children (preferably ages 6months to 3yrs), getting text messages, folfing, going tubing, "guys nights"(ie. the guys and me(cus I count as a guy)), punk shows, 80's butt rock, days when I make really good tips, spending all day fishing, movies with puffy covers, discovering new bands, watching animals in tanks, passing on CITs, Bunny, attempting to write novels, bubble baths & a glass of wine, skiing/learning how to snowboard, floating the river, laying in the sun, Ice Blue Raspberry Kool-Aid, Blue-tinis, singing to myself, photography, hiking, giving massages, and eating fudgesicles!
My dislikes include: people who don't use logic, waking up to an alarm clock, stupid girls, wearing shoes, designer clothing, the people who wear designer clothing, stupid drivers, excessive drunkenness, squash(the food not the game, i like the game), lazy people, chemistry, 8am classes, the military, fake people, conformity, PDA, dressed up dogs, celebrity magazines, studying, writing in anything but bold blue ink, paying bills, punk rock groupies, not wearing bras, my parents' cooking, rarely seeing my brother, stilettos, fast food restaurants, working late, my moms lack of photography skills, couples who sit on the same side of their booth at dinner, being in beauty pageants, thongs, and CIGARETTES.
I work at Larchmont Golf Course as a Beer Cart Girl, and Victoria's Secret as a Bra Specialist. So basically, if you like beer and lingerie... I'm your kind of girl! I've also spent the past ten summers in western washington working at Camp Killoqua, and some of the kids I've met there have forever changed my life!
Everything You Want To Know
- Basic Questions-
Names you go by: Eris, Kix, Dar, Chub, Busz, Drip, Doo, E, Shortie, Ris, Miller, Pooter, Pineapple,
Your heritage: California Surfer/Washington Farmer
What scares you? Going flying off treadmills, medians(in the road), and bananas
What makes you happy? Cuddling... best thing in the world... for other things, look at my list above
What are you wearing right now? furry slippers, red and white heart boxers, my "Sal" sweatshirt, and my glasses
Favortie Bands: oh wow... too many! look over there A-Z
A- Age: 20
B- Booze of Choice: Beer - Summer Honey, Corona... or whatever cheap shit everyone else is drinking. But sometimes I like wine, and sometimes I like a straight shot of whiskey ha ha...it all depends on my mood
C- Career: I want to open my own gym/wellness center for kids, where their parents can't go, and help big, rich companies build ones for their employees
D- Dog's Name: Maysi, Bear, and Lizzy (I didn't name any of them)and my foster puppy, Cadus
E- Everyday Essentials: bed, iPod, phone, glasses, hooded sweatshirt, flip flops, toothbrush, tooth :0), waterbottle, and mascara
F- Favorite Song: Rock You Like A Hurricaine - Scorpions
G- Favorite Game: Cops and Robbers! oh and Beer Pong!!! and Jessica and I play Cribbage a lot! ha ha I'm a nerd I know! I'm also pretty good at a few other games! he he
H- Hometown: Missoula, MT...however I was born in Challis, ID though
I- Instuments You Play: In my dreams: Bass Guitar and Drums In real life: I've played the sax, percussion, xylophone, recorder... but don't remember any of them
J- Favorite Jam or Jelly: Blackberry and Raspberry mixed together
K- Kids Names: I like Haygen, Braxton and Kyler, but "daddy" gets a say too. I don't care as long as they aren't girls!ha ha just kidding, but I WANT 3 boys!
L- Last Kiss: Lepruchan, Smurf, whatever he may be called, I think he's cute!
M- Mom's Job: she sells cabinets and designs kitchens at UBC
N- Name Of Your Crush: I'm pretty sure he knows his own name...maybe not though, you never know with him! ha ha
O- Overnight Hospital Stays: When I was 3 and almost died from asthma and was there for a week, and then I stayed with Greggie last year when he hurt his knee.
P- Phobias: I don't have any,
Q- Favorite Quotes: "Heaven's not a place that you go when you die, it's that moment in life when you actually feel alive
R- Biggest Regret: If I spent my time dwelling over the past, I'd go crazy. Shit happens and you just have to deal with it... no regrets
S- Favorite Sweets: CANDY!!!!!! I love Candy!!!! I also really like milkshakes!
T- Things your ex's have in common: Tall-ish, dark hair, either a diploma from Loyola or somewhere in western Washington, the middle name of either Matthew or something REALLY unique, complete dorks... but most of them think they're a lot cooler than they actually are, glasses(SO HOT), they tend to be way prettier than I am, good cooks, musical or artistic (or both), not so cool cars(if they have a car at all), fitness buffs, birthdays in may, generic first names, really really smart, and they all always have a really deep and fascinating side to them that most people don't know about.
U- Underwear: black tanga's that have this flower print that looks like my grandma's couch! they're my favorite!
V- Favorite Vegetable: Broccoli! Yummm!!!! and Potatoes and Green Beans!
X- X-rays: My arm... a lot (I broke it twice) and my hand (I took the top off of my knuckle in a ski race... the crash was worth it though! And then I had my whole body looked at on January 7th... but they couldn't find anything...and charged me more than a thousand bucks, the fuckers
Y- Yummiest Food You Make: STEAK!!!, smoothies and lots of desserts, Greek Chicken Parmesan Pasta, Pasta Salad... I'm a pretty good cook, I'll make you food!
Z- Zodiac Sign Taurus, I'm so not a bull though!
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My Interests

Friends, Sleeping, Partying, Dancing, Acting, Soccer, Football, Camp Killoqua, Fitness, Nutrition

I'd like to meet:

Pretty much anyone and everyone. I love meeting people from other places.. you learn so much! HOWEVER..... I hate people who are myspace whores and have 30,000 friends, and I think its creepy to meet people from the internet anyway... SO... if you wanna be my friend and I don't know you, send me a message and tell me why?!

Music:

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Academy Is, Taking Back Sunday*, Story of the Year*, EMERY*, Anberlin, Something Coorporate, The Early November*(1-18-06 in SLC!!!), The Ataris, Sugarcult, The Postal Service, Jacks Mannequin, Green Day, Matchbook Romance*, Coheed And Cambria, Senses Fail*(1-18-06 in SLC!!!), MxPx, Bright Eyes*, Gym Class Heros, Saves The Day*(1-18-06 in SLC!!!), Thursday*, Hawthorne Heights*, The Used, Relient K*, LaBouche, Roxette, Duran Duran, Def Leoppard, FOREIGNER, Scorpions, White Snake, Quiet Riot, Queen, Michael Jackson (the good stuff), Eddie Money, Styx*, Rick Springfield, JOURNEY, Bad Company*, The Cars, Bon Jovi, Billy Idol, Craig David, Usher, Justin, Billy Joel, Kenny Chestney, Keith Urban, Jimmy Buffett, Garth Brooks*, Toby Keith* the list is endless... either Rock, 80's, Dance, or Country. Pretty much I like everything from Simon and Garfunkel to O.A.R... it just depends on my mooda * means I've seen them live!Bright Eyes (11-05-05):Emery @ Warped Tour (07-09-05)

Movies:

I love movies... this list could go on forever, but here's some of the greats: Bio Dome, Office Space, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Zoolander, HEAVYWEIGHTS, Napoleon Dynamite, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, Varsity Blues, Animal House, Center Stage, FORREST GUMP, Drop Dead Fred, Son In Law, Monty Phyton and the seach for the Holy Grail, Alfie, Mulan, Orgazmo

Television:

I don't have TV anymore, but if I did... I'd watch Entourage, South Park and the Discovery Health Channel religiously. I'm not big on craze shows though. I've never seen Survivor, or Desperate Housewives, or Lost, or whatever drama/reality shows all you crazies are crazy about!

Books:

My Own (I write)

Heroes:

Will Tinkham and Devin Cornish. Those of you who have had the privilege to meet them know just how amazing they are!

My Blog

Anti-Eris Revolution

Note to world: Based on my recent observations, the male species of Missoula, Montana appears to be conspiring against me.  Despite one or two of my male comrads, every guy in this...
Posted by Eris on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 09:06:00 PST

40 Things To Do Before I'm 40

1-Get a bulldog puppy and name him Frank. 2-Be the voice of a cartoon 3-Live in downtown Seattle 4-Become a resident of the state of Washington 5-Be a bartender 6-Backpack through Europe with Lissa 7-...
Posted by Eris on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 11:21:00 PST

Words Of Advice

Based on the events of this weekend I have come up with a list of do's and dont's! Do- have a party in your back yard on cinco de mayo Don't- alternate between vodka, summer honey, jim beam, corona an...
Posted by Eris on Mon, 08 May 2006 04:48:00 PST

Spring Break!!!

Friday- March 24th:  I depart for the beautiful city of Seattle. http://photobucket.com" target="_blank">http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/eris_miller/Seattle20Si ang.jpg" border="0" alt="Image...
Posted by Eris on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 07:25:00 PST

I'm Comin Home!

4 and a half days!  FUCK YES!  I am stoked beyond belief, you all have no idea.  Since I have returned to Missoula, my life has been absolutely insane.  Every month, has had more a...
Posted by Eris on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 10:35:00 PST

being good isn't any fun

so... this weekend was probably the most un-eventful 3 days of my life!!! Friday Night- I got off work, did an hour of cardio at the gym, and then came home and studied the Autonomic Nervous System un...
Posted by Eris on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 02:32:00 PST

I am SO ready for a NEW YEAR!!!!

Alright, I have officially decided that 2005 has been the worst year of my life.  This year I have been through more pain, anquish, and shitty situations than my previous years combined.&nbs...
Posted by Eris on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 02:40:00 PST

I Love Snow!

I can't believe it's December already!  I feel like I was just taking my finals from last semester.  Don't get me wrong, I am more than excited to be done with school in a week, but tim...
Posted by Eris on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 01:42:00 PST

Back In The Saddle Again

I've been home for a week now, and its crazy how fast the summer went by.  Before camp was out of control!  So much fun. I did quite a bit of partying, saw some really good concerts, an...
Posted by Eris on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 05:52:00 PST

CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday was Lissa's birthday, and to celebrate we ventured to Canada!  Despite many many struggles, and frustrations, and periods of boredom, extreme broke-ness and self doubt in our choic...
Posted by Eris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST