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Max the Time Traveler

I am here for Networking

About Me

Seriously, I travel through time. In the future things are somewhat similar and other things are COMPLETELY different. You might be asking yourself, if you time travel then why haven't you won the lottery or put $10,000 on the Kentucky Derby winner. Answer: Two reasons, ..1 it violates the code of time travelers and ..2 I am afraid of horses. The explaination of ..2 will become evident during the year 2506...but that is a different story.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Future leaders when they are kids and save their life and then IMMEDIATELY time travel to the future and meet them again and then they like throw me parties or give me keys to the city or the COUNTRY! It has happened and will happen and, depending when you read this, is happening RIGHT NOW!

My Blog

Question

In the future will there be a device that can calculate my level of cool a supreme awesomeness...answer: YES there will be such a device and it will take a human sacrifice each time it is used and the...
Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 09:54:00 GMT

The future is soooo EXCITING!

I went to the year 2345 and it was so cool I ALMOST crapped my pants.  I just thought that people should know that in the future things are MUCH better...if you like TOTALITARIAN police states......
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 13:45:00 GMT

Egyptians think they're SO COOL.

Egyptians suck.  End of story, they are not cool.  They didn't even make the pyramids...I know because I WAS THERE.  If I told you who did build them you might EXPLODE, so I will spare ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:48:00 GMT

I am so FREAKIN COOL!

So I was time traveling yesterday (our time) and I thought to myself, 'I am so blangin (year 2067 slang) awesome.  I mean, I know everything about history because I've BEEN THERE!  PS Time c...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:20:00 GMT