about me.
I'm just a guy who likes bbq, red bull, and a nice cigar.
I've been known to cut a rug or two in my day.
One day, I'm gonna make a wonderful appliance in someones bedroom.
My girlfriend once shot a man in reno, just to watch him die.
I drank a bottle of maple syrup in 6 seconds.
Thats what she said.
"I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till I drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion."
-jack kerouac
