Television |
I do believe the only reason television is entertaining, besides the obvious easy way to kill an hour factor, is we all secretly want a life outside our own and are not willing or capable of making ch...
Posted by Aubrey Clobbery on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:35:00 PST |
FISH |
I just discovered a huge problem I have. I only want something when I can't have it. Really crappy huh?
Posted by Aubrey Clobbery on Mon, 07 May 2007 09:54:00 PST |
Myspace Self-Help |
So I stole this from Candess who stole it from Noah. I think this is healthy. Give it a try.Ok. So, my friend Noah often does this listing of sorts called "Yay's and Fuck's." Myself, being a poser and...
Posted by Aubrey Clobbery on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:11:00 PST |
In the Heart of the Carribean |
So, yea yea, I'm finally home. I've decided I really love the carribean and will one day live there- just not yet.1. I dont tan well, it mainly envolves lots of sunburn and aloe vera.2. Mosquitos dont...
Posted by Aubrey Clobbery on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 05:44:00 PST |
Goodbye Car, Hello New Year |
So if you didnt hear already I rung the new year in at 12:30 in a rollover car accident. The remarkable thing is, I'm okay. My steering console broke somehow (yes, in my new mazda3 that I only recentl...
Posted by Aubrey Clobbery on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 09:01:00 PST |
A Dating Profile, like it means something... |
Aubrey's dating personality profile:
You matched the following traits:
Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting...
Posted by Aubrey Clobbery on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 10:13:00 PST |
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis |
three pearls of wisdom:
1.Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2.You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think...
Posted by Aubrey Clobbery on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Hmm... and Awe... |
I do not feel very profound right now. I did label everything within reaching distance of this desk, though.
Posted by Aubrey Clobbery on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
