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Mike

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Hi. I'm michael,Im a cool guy that likes having a good time. You either love me or you hate me... but i hope you love me. Here is me explaining myself... I am exentric person that is fine with droping his pants in public. I think scremeing will get everything done faster and more coherently I cant spell to save me life. I hate it when people can do physical things that i just cant do. Smoking is the worst way to kill yourself... might as well smash your head into the sidewalk (its cheaper and it makes for a better story) Im too patriotic for my own good. I will never have a girlfriend because i am to much of a douchebag to get one. Pain is something that can be overcomed by ignoring it. Smiles make the world go round. I will damn sure give my life for a friend. I can sit and watch shows that i dont like and not make a sound (or i can bitch the entire time) If i had a time machine i would go back in time and eat the meal i just ate. I tend to lighten the mood of things. Stupidity and wits is what makes me funny. People enjoy my comapany because im not a wet towl. I would advise you get a friend like me. we come in handy is the best and the worst times. I keep arguments going on for a while because i tend to not know what to say next. MichaelFuckingGabriel a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank" "_blank" Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

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This is pretty much my guid to life:Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! Dallas Cowboys Bitch Ultimate Showdown provided by Newgrounds!

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