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Paley Maley.

Though compared to a good malt whiskey, it's still a clumsy way to get drunk

About Me

Hi, I'm Sarah. I'm an asshole, but regardless of what's been said I'm pretty damn cool.. I get drunk and trash stuff while politely humming Salminizer. I hate about me boxes. It’s never really THAT interesting unless you spend 10 thousand hours carefully picking out what really depicts you. See me? I’m too a.d.d. for that shit! Seriously though, everyone should own a copy of Sublime 40 oz to freedome. Peace out nigs. GO TEAM BELIIGERANT!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who enjoy real assholes like Ralph Steadman and Takashi Miike, John Waters and Hunter S Thompson.............The Toxic Avenger.

My Blog

How Dallas and Sarah came to be Dal & Sal.

What can I say about Dallas Maria Santiago Domingo May Miller? She is of spanish decent, but doesn't like people knowing (Some don't blame her, I do)25 Years ago at Woodstock 82... Dallas saw me (a v...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:13:00 GMT

All your base....base....base...

I'm really not down with boring people with asinine bullshit that I wouldn't think anybody cared about..... One time I was really drunk and I thought I saw a Sizzler...Turns out it was actually a...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 19:22:00 GMT

MY ADDICTION!!!!!!!!!!!

I want it. You see, that is why I need it, only because I want it. I need it much more when I suspect I may have to go without. It is the one item I have no problem couch diving for. I have ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 20:56:00 GMT

Jarble

Feeling down? Yerning to have a good time? Don't know what to do on a Saturday night? You don't have to feel this way. It's a chemical imbalance...not everyone experiences this. Do you randomely yell...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 20:46:00 GMT